Andrew Ruthven

[Andrew Ruthven @aruthven]

Hello world. Trying to convince someone they could make money. How much would you pay for an original artwork like this? #starvingartist #artwork #painting #painter

[Andrew Ruthven @aruthven]

@i_l00n3yv More likely, the person who was supposed to be watching Morgan’s progress and call camera shots just lost their job. There is no way Riley walks out of the game and keeps his moth shut if that were true.

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@American686 @GuntherEagleman @realDonaldTrump So, refusing to call it the Gulf of America would NOT be treason…

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@CenterPoint legs are reset!! Thank you!

[Andrew Ruthven @aruthven]

@CenterPoint Two legs near Sandstone Bend and Kendall Creek in 77047 need resetting. Please tell me there is more to restoring our power than that. We are the only section in Brunswick Meadows left, days behind everyone else. Thx!

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@CenterPoint we think we have a “nested” outage. We try to report, but the website seems to get stuck on the reporting screen!

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Oh well. A small, additional delay pushed it to 3:03. We will never know.

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@SouthwestAir my boarding time in Orlando is 2:48am. There won’t be a 2:48am. Is it 1:48am? 🤞

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So, apparently, a jazzy, tap version of the Nutcracker is the most depraved thing to happen at the White House ever!
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I walked into Kroger and saw a young couple with an infant in a carrier on their cart, and a woman was admiring the beautiful baby. I just wanted to go up to them and say, “I really wish you wouldn’t shove who you like to have sex with down my throat!” Sounds stupid, yes?

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Over $12.00 to take 288 Expressway from McHard to 610? #highwayrobbery #goldenroad @KPRC2Amy

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@SSuperSarah No “new” comps. All the comps are the most popular from over the years.

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$6.50 to take the 288 Expressway from 610 to the Beltway? The #HCTRA can f*ck right off! #HighwayRobbery #GoldenRoad

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@miyashay @msthouston @kurasushi_usa So glad to see you there! Thanks for the support!

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@octobermedia @miyashay @HouPublicWorks @HouParking The can't tow off a public street without permission from law enforcement.

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It really hurts knowing there are evil, hateful people out there and there is nothing you can legally do about. Even when you know they are registered to vote and you have their home address…. 😂 😂😂😂😳

[Andrew Ruthven @aruthven]

@MyNameIsTalaura "he says something about Josh stealing his doorway. I don’t recall that being an early lyric, but Topher can be random…or I missed it". 😳He has a whole song about it!

[Andrew Ruthven @aruthven]

@FetchRewards I am looking forward to many a Longhorn Steakhouse meal!! One of our favorites! #FetchHappy

[Andrew Ruthven @aruthven]

@FetchRewards I am looking forward to many a Longhorn Steakhouse meal!! One of our favorites!

[Andrew Ruthven @aruthven]

@jayandrewthom I wonder, was the choreo repurposed from another number, or just for Macy’s? If original, it could be less polished due to lack of rehearsal?