sleepy spice.

opinions expressed are solely my own and do not express the views or opinions of the demon that lives inside me.

[sleepy spice. @as_i_lay_crying]

the truth is
you could slit my throat
And with my one last gasping breath
I’d ask if I could please just pet your dog.

[sleepy spice. @as_i_lay_crying]

@omfgtots yess I wanna have a beach day & do this!

[Pootie Guiliani @Kyla_Lacey]

Dying in an ocean as deep as your pockets…in a vessel as tiny as the shanty houses you turned your noses up at….In a darkness as expansive as your ego…going to see the final resting place of the souls whom you disturbed with your curiosity, but they still eagerly welcomed you.

[Róisín Lanigan @rosielanners]

I am begging u guys to accept that nobody is going to sublet ur huge sunny bedroom in Clapton Forest Hill Walthamstow Brockley super chill flat share gorgeous garden neighbours have a cat! bills included for five to eleven days in July while you go to Ibiza

[sleepy spice. @as_i_lay_crying]

listen I might still be spiraling from the death of my cat & my grandmother but should I start a tiktok

[sleepy spice. @as_i_lay_crying]

today I downloaded the auntie Anne’s pretzel app, idk what stage of grief this is but here we are.

[sleepy spice. @as_i_lay_crying]

“We’re partying on the same drugs that nazis used to invade Great Britain” - @kxmusic

[sleepy spice. @as_i_lay_crying]

My 20 yo intern does not know what UCB is. It’s a new day in New York City.

[sleepy spice. @as_i_lay_crying]

@omfgtots okay but what’d y’all do with the horses lmao

[sleepy spice. @as_i_lay_crying]

@blanketboat wait send me the link I need one for the garage

[sleepy spice. @as_i_lay_crying]

I’m going to need the algorithms to stop showing me content from 30 something year old grandmothers what the fuck

[sleepy spice. @as_i_lay_crying]

@lingerie_addict https://t.co/WBkJzscoI4

[sleepy spice. @as_i_lay_crying]

when my gf asks me to take the chicken out

[John Frankensteiner @JFrankensteiner]

Reading about how Don DeLillo was able to quit his job to write full time because rent in NYC was "only $60 a month back then." "Back then" was 1964, adjusted for inflation, the 2023 equivalent is only $576. No one destroying art and literature quite like landlords of today.

[sleepy spice. @as_i_lay_crying]

@blanketboat he needs his own spin off

[sleepy spice. @as_i_lay_crying]

Halloween is my favorite holiday until I’m ready to fight an adult man dressed like an Avatar (2022) character.

[sleepy spice. @as_i_lay_crying]

@lanna_balanna feels like a bot made this

[Adam Conover @adamconover]

Los Angeles: There's a measure on this year's ballot that should be getting a LOT more attention. It's called Measure ULA, and it's a once-in-a-decade chance to radically address the housing crisis and make LA affordable for ALL. Let me explain why it's such a big deal: 🧵

[sleepy spice. @as_i_lay_crying]

#TheBachelorette finally delivering on the “most dramatic finale ever”after almost 20 seasons.

[Friendly Neighborhood Comrade @SpiritofLenin]

An incomplete list of British crimes across the world under the reign of Elizabeth II

In 1952 Churchill argued Kenyas fertile highlands should only be for white ppl and and approved the forcible removal of the local pop. Hundreds of thousands of Kenyans were forced into camps.