Asa Spicer ⚙️

I’m an idiot. read my tweets for proof

[Asa Spicer ⚙️ @asaCspicer]

@Hardees doesn’t have a customer service line, so I’m trying something. @Hardees can I get a refund? My order got cancelled #cancelculture I was supposed to get a free sandwich and now I got no sandwich and had to pay for the other no sandwiches too! I would include a photo…

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Mike from breaking bad looks like he’s wearing a latex mask of mike from breaking bad

[Asa Spicer ⚙️ @asaCspicer]

12 years in twitter y’all

[Asa Spicer ⚙️ @asaCspicer]

The moon looks really cool rn, but I’ll be dammed if I’m gonna be hoodwinked into trying to take a picture of it only for it to look like this

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[Asa Spicer ⚙️ @asaCspicer]

@trashyfarmer You GUYSTH

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I slept through all of Friday, and now I’m awake at 4am saving my neighbor’s chickens from an owl.

[Asa Spicer ⚙️ @asaCspicer]

“Everyone likes the Beatles so they’ll like my version of it”
-so many old men at open mic night before playing the worst rendition of an overplayed song.

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#feldmananonymous

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#Feldmananonymous did I spell it right?

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@sugarcumfairy Such a good feeling

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Working the door on a slow night is fun bc I like playing minesweeper

[Asa Spicer ⚙️ @asaCspicer]

I’m going to slowly just learn how to do everything and start covering shifts

[Asa Spicer ⚙️ @asaCspicer]

I learned how to do one operation on the computer behind the bar so I can now serve and ring up beers for regulars if the actual bartender is busy.

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I got overalls and realized that I dress like how a costume department thinks a person who lives in a cabin dresses

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@tequeenla Last guy I did it to got kicked out permanently. I called it

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IT’S SOUP SEASON!! (This is about instant ramen. I’m broke and depressed)

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The most loud and annoying woman in the bar just yelled “I SHOULD DO STANDUP COMEDY!” Followed by repeating “THAT WAS A FUNNY RAPE JOKE!” 8 times. Nothing funnier than insisting your joke is funny.

[trash jones @jzux]

oh you’re running a marathon? that’s cool i’m running out of money

[Asa Spicer ⚙️ @asaCspicer]

A guy brought his dog into the bar told me, “this is the best dog in the world” and the dog immediately started pissing on the wall.