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And could you keep your heart in wonder at the daily miracles of your life, your pain would not seem less wondrous than your joy
— Khalil Gibran

[asagao @asagaobalcony]

@mskimkelley Golden Grahams

[asagao @asagaobalcony]

@amazon The driver for my "same day delivery" has been parked in front of a house (assumed to be theirs) for the last several hours. Don't you track your truck locations? Don't you wonder how a driver has made zero deliveries? Why does this happen with all the tools available?

[asagao @asagaobalcony]

@AkikoFujita What's-her-name is in it. Of course it's terrible.

[Pikmin Bloom @PikminBloom]

We're on a roll! 🌼 Pikmin Bloom is now available for download in the US, Canada, and the rest of the Americas. Let's go for a walk!

Here's our trailer if you haven't watched it yet!

★iOS⇒ https://t.co/z5Zj2Wxmeq
☆Android⇒ https://t.co/NhIBbaHTFl

#Pikmin #PikminBloom

[asagao @asagaobalcony]

Dear man who approached me while I was sitting alone on a park bench: Asking a woman who does not know you where she lives, works, her ethnic background, and telling her she needs a boyfriend, is NOT how you pick up a woman in the 21st century. PS I did not give you my real name.

[Francesca Piazzoni @f_piazzoni]

Only in Italy a statue of an agrarian laborer, in memory of a massacre of 300 ppl, could take this form. 2021 in #Sapri

[The Late Late Show with James Corden @latelateshow]

Solid breakdown of the Delta variant from @kenjeong.

[Pee-wee Herman @peeweeherman]

🤍 🐑 Oh my heart, Australian sheep farmer @guyrajack made this loving tribute to his aunt. He couldn't make her funeral so he made a giant heart **with his sheep** so she could see it from heaven.

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

As HL Mencken said " Nobody ever lost money underestimating the intelligence of the American
public "

The surprising thing is not that there are such enchantingly stupid people out there, but that
there are so MANY of them...

[asagao @asagaobalcony]

This is really cute. Well done!

[Google @Google]

NASA Perseverance Rover has been on Mars for 6 months and snapped 125,212 photos! With all those pics, we imagined what it would look like if the Perseverance had Google Photos. #GooglePhotos #NASA

[David Carson @PDPJ]

Photos: Thousands gather along Interstate 70 to pay respect for Marine Lance Cpl. Jared Schmitz https://t.co/JR6A2mllMe via @stltoday pix by @kodacohen @LaurieSkrivan @xshularx @PDPJ

[asagao @asagaobalcony]

@edmundstonehwr @StephenKing Those were from one of their annual flavor contests. I still miss the gyro chips. Absolutely brilliant. Those food scientists should be curing cancer.

[Michael's Cat @michaelscat2]

My cat jumped into a bin full of old Lasagne, I had to shower him and now he won't stop looking at me like I've brutally betrayed him.

[asagao @asagaobalcony]

Sound on. 🤣

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

All I heard was fly United

[Alexander Verbeek 🌍 @Alex_Verbeek]

😊

Kindness matters 👏

[NPR @NPR]

A team of golden retrievers were deployed to Surfside this week to comfort first responders and families near the site of the condo collapse.

Each dog wore a blue vest reading "Please Pet Me."
https://t.co/rdlBDjlrJd

[asagao @asagaobalcony]

@auntdinosaur There's a belief that if you look from between a dog's ears you can see ghosts. I wonder what a cat can see over a human's shoulder.

[asagao @asagaobalcony]

@_bgates The cheese is for the black sheep vegetarian so they can eat more than lettuce.