Aakanksha Sahu

POV your crazy brown mother is now in her 20s and trying to figure out this absurd new world

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@TMFanSupport @StephaanieJ Please message me as well

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How do you ask someone what time they’re born so you can ask them what their rising is so that you can see if y’all are compatible on random astrology reels 🤪🤪🤪 asking for a friend

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@manya_kapur It may have crossed my mind

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One day, maybe a few months from now, I’ll step out of yvr airport - with my jacket & bun & suitcases full of things. I’ll be greeted by the wafting smell of weed intermingled with cold air. Ah the smell of home. And that one day, all of this, will be a forgotten memory.

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This aged well

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One day, maybe a few months from now, I’ll step out of yvr airport - with my jacket & bun & suitcases full of things. I’ll be greeted by the wafting smell of weed intermingled with cold air. Ah the smell of home. And that one day, all of this, will be a forgotten memory.

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In the bathrooms***

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I didn’t realise how much I missed drunk befriending random girls at parties

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I was today years old when I realised people can skydive with glasses/contacts

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Do y’all remember that whip app people used to use all the time (or the fart app) ah the good old days

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Wouldn’t it be crazy if the human civilisation died off and so weed grew in abundance and then aliens came to earth and all they saw was weed so they ate weed like food and they just became high all the time then they see the world diff completely diff

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I wonder what young Santa Claus would look like

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Not my parents asking me what drinks I want for New Years EXCUSE ME ???? 😳😳

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Am i the only one who’d read poems/texts in high school and thought “anon” was just the name of a famous author who wrote them all???

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the murder of Brandon Bernard is deeply devastating and i wish i had words to do him justice. ultimately, the system shut the lights on a man aware of his past and actions and making an effort to be better and make amends- an effort to reform. He achieved rehabilitation.

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Fabulous lives is such a lie????? I haven’t once seen them eating Indian food or talking in Hindi excuse me???? How is this 14 year old boy flexing about now knowing how to talk in Hindi???

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I’m also very surprised blackbear didn’t make my top 5 excuse me????? I love that boy with all my heart

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Really sad that Halsey didn’t make my top 5 I love you boo

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“Be a girl” she said, “it’ll be fun” she said. Now I’m stuck here getting my period once every month while Mother Nature is out there sipping her tea floating in the ocean somewhere

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When did I get to the point in my life where I stopped growing and people younger than me started being taller than me it’s not fair 🤧🤧

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Am I the only one who thinks it’s really weird when your childhood friends start talking to you about their relationships like bro I played beyblade with you when I was 10 I don’t need to know which bey you bladed

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I really miss those little jelly shot things that my cousins used to buy for me every time I’d go to India and we’d pretend to get drunk off them