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👑Zulu | “When the time is right , the lord will make it happen”-Isaiah 60:22❤️

[Asanda @asandanenee]

@Sethumaqq I hope you’re okay & that things get better ❤️ sending love

[Prophetess Faith Mhembere @prophetessfay1]

Don't joke with this prayer.

2 weeks from now, you will be in a better position.
Claim it.

[Didiiiiiiii @Didiiiiiiiiii_]

As soon as you start bragging about the relationship just know :

[Prophetess Faith Mhembere @prophetessfay1]

Breaking news!!!

I see BIG Congratulations coming your way before Monday .
A financial Miracle🙏take it now by force

[Kgothatso | Twin_Mom 👯💕 @Kgothatso___]

Capitec users just want phone numbers, initials & surname. They don't care which bank you are using🤣😭

When you say You are not using capitec, it feels like an insult to them🤧

[Asanda @asandanenee]

@Xihluke_Blossom Gods grace 🙏🏽

[Asanda @asandanenee]

@Sethumaqq Welcome babes🥰

[Asanda @asandanenee]

@ZuzuZungu_ @turtlesmatter1 @lasizwe Aibo aibo ibizwa ngani le 😂😂😩 I mean cute but?????🤣

[Asanda @asandanenee]

No longer tolerating bullshit in my life , aibo ngeke Phela

[Asanda @asandanenee]

To upgrade to the no home button range before end of the year🥺🕯🕯

[Asanda @asandanenee]

Hawu was Mandela day postponed this year ? Noma his birthday has expired?

[Asanda @asandanenee]

@sbambelo1 @ChrisExcel102 Musa ukuchaza into engekho, amandla iwona asengekho nomfutho😂hayi kabi

[Asanda @asandanenee]

😣

[Asanda @asandanenee]

For a second I forgot that I have Twitter yho

[Asanda @asandanenee]

@Ma_jozi “As’tshontshi syathatha”🤣🤣😭

[Asanda @asandanenee]

@dee_pee____ @mihlalii_n And I was so close to ordering from here yho💔💔

[Asanda @asandanenee]

We’re heading into the 7th month of the year and somewhere out there,there is a person that hasn’t changed their toothbrush since beginning of the year. Love yourselves😂

[Asanda @asandanenee]

@uNtokozo_M @TAKEALOT Lol you do know there’s a 30days return policy , you just select the option of “product didn’t look the same as the image” then you do a return and have the option of if you want them to credit your takelot account or if you want your money back ❤️they send a driver to collect it

[Asanda @asandanenee]

@KekanaReratilwe @Kokoleo_zn 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Asanda @asandanenee]

Waking up at night to go pee while wearing a onesie is pure pain💀💀now your whole upper body must also get cold as you take it off tjo ah