ℝachel Nicole

Founder of Plant Parenthood.

[ℝachel Nicole @ASAP_RayRay1]

I offered to give my boyfriend road head and he said no...

He said he thought it wasn’t “safe” because I was “driving”.

🤷🏽‍♀️

[ℝachel Nicole @ASAP_RayRay1]

Can I use my @AmericanAir miles for a boob job? Asking for a friend.

[ℝachel Nicole @ASAP_RayRay1]

Once my dog sitting business takes off, it’s over for you bitches.

[ℝachel Nicole @ASAP_RayRay1]

@iamjbridges Oh my word… I haven’t even opened Twitter since I posted that tweet, that’s amazing 🤣

[ℝachel Nicole @ASAP_RayRay1]

So Blayze and I were talking about a couple across the pool from us, trying to determine if they’re a sugar daddy/ baby pair. I said yes.
Blayze: “so what does that make me???…
A sugar 50/50???”

[ℝachel Nicole @ASAP_RayRay1]

Today, my boss farted in front of me. Are we dating now?

[ℝachel Nicole @ASAP_RayRay1]

I’m honestly so sorry for anyone who has to sit next to me on a flight. I always end up spilling a liquid all over them lol. I hate myself.
Why am I like this?

[ℝachel Nicole @ASAP_RayRay1]

@ShaylaB_ Omg I forgot about that!
Lol girl you must be pedal to the metal! Mine lasted for a hot minute!

[ℝachel Nicole @ASAP_RayRay1]

I just started working from home, and now I feel like 90% of my day is me sending my boyfriend pictures of my dogs.

Here, enjoy.

[ℝachel Nicole @ASAP_RayRay1]

Girl I was in a dark place on our ski trip after I ate shit after about the 1 billionth time lmfaooooo

[ℝachel Nicole @ASAP_RayRay1]

Constantly reminding myself “you are worth it”.

[Michael Benjamin @mfbenji]

People who grew up with money will look you in the eyes and ask you something insane like “do you ski?”

[ℝachel Nicole @ASAP_RayRay1]

Everyone else: getting pregnant
Me: my eggs are drying up!

[ℝachel Nicole @ASAP_RayRay1]

This year, for Christmas, I’m getting Daddy Pharma millions of dollars in cost savings… do you think he’s getting me anything! 🥺👉👈

[ℝachel Nicole @ASAP_RayRay1]

@peachpitmusic I already love it 💞

[ℝachel Nicole @ASAP_RayRay1]

I heard NFT’s are all the rage, so here are mine.

[ℝachel Nicole @ASAP_RayRay1]

@Thenamesburchy2 @EMartinRnB @iamjbridges The glow-up! 🥲

[ℝachel Nicole @ASAP_RayRay1]

@ShaylaB_ Okay, but like look at how excited he is... lol like, I feel like he would have actually been disappointed if it was a stripper. 🤣

[ℝachel Nicole @ASAP_RayRay1]

No. The answer is no.

[ℝachel Nicole @ASAP_RayRay1]

Would it really be the week of a product launch if I didn’t ugly cry at my desk at least once?