Hebnatarius Jefferson III

Congressman 🦇**(•Y•)®️🩸 dɯɐʌ, skittish, #misunderstood

[gonad o'brien @gonad_obrien]

white people be like we had to narcan our shih tzu

[Hebnatarius Jefferson III @asapcocc]

Me and skai jackson having eye sex outside park tavern

[Hebnatarius Jefferson III @asapcocc]

These scammers have lost the plot bro just send me the link I’m tired

[Ro @Roro_McFarland]

Basschicken is my new favorite tt account

[jake @wormpuller]

I drank chug jugs in places you wouldn’t sip minis at

[tex @texmeplease]

let’s get lost tonight we could watch cake boss tonight

[Hebnatarius Jefferson III @asapcocc]

Graduated from Sloomoo Institute

[Hebnatarius Jefferson III @asapcocc]

A vodka soda is $15. A pink tesla is $10, goth gf in fish nets is priceless (bundled or sold separately). You do the math

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Serious Question: The alcohol industry has lost $830 billion in the last 4 years, because Gen Z is not drinking. Why do you think they aren’t drinking?

[EchoVanta @bastidas_viktor]

@asapcocc yo, dm me pls, your dms are closed

[Hebnatarius Jefferson III @asapcocc]

Drinking tomorrow for all of America it seems

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

Alcohol consumption among U.S. adults has fallen to the lowest level recorded in Gallup’s nearly 90-year history.

[Hebnatarius Jefferson III @asapcocc]

@Polymarket I tried to tell em

[Hebnatarius Jefferson III @asapcocc]

Shake shack you just lost a loyal customer. Making me wait 30 minutes for a burger while yall blowing bubbles back there its up

[Hebnatarius Jefferson III @asapcocc]

Emptied my pockets before bed last night and a cockroach fell out 🧌

[Hebnatarius Jefferson III @asapcocc]

Shake shack you just lost a loyal customer. Making me wait 30 minutes for a burger while yall blowing bubbles back there its up

[Hebnatarius Jefferson III @asapcocc]

Pimp my ride

[Hebnatarius Jefferson III @asapcocc]

Shlimebah

[Hebnatarius Jefferson III @asapcocc]

Got 32 laughing emojis on one of my messages today in the company Slack GM that shit hit like CRACK