Dory

Finding Doritos

[Dory @asapdorito]

My dog is a beagle/cocker spaniel/german shepherd mix and it would be so convenient to tell ppl he’s my beag german cock but I don’t think society is progressed enough for that😌

[Dory @asapdorito]

He did not just say i have a good personality

[Dory @asapdorito]

Love is Blind but it’s just the hottest legally blind person you ever met (me)

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

i’m ngl sometimes i be missin school lunch from high school

[Dory @asapdorito]

@brookeester I’m willing to face the delicious consequences daddy

[Dory @asapdorito]

Does no smoking = no vaping and provide a rationale

[Dory @asapdorito]

@SawyerBuett ok but who’s gonna solve this case now

[Michelle Obama @MichelleObama]

My thoughts on the Supreme Court's decision to overturn Roe v. Wade.

[Dory @asapdorito]

@SawyerBuett @TheRealAbell67 @shae_from omg us last night

[Dory @asapdorito]

Manly men enjoy pedicures

[Dory @asapdorito]

@brookeester Neglecting the i in Roy G Biv must end

[Dory @asapdorito]

Broke up with my ex bc he didn’t know the difference between to and too

[Dory @asapdorito]

Nice

[warrior cop @wyatt_privilege]

Born too late to discover new land and too early to discover new worlds but just in time to collect microplastics in my major organs

[Dory @asapdorito]

Went to a house party last night and every couple made me feel like I was playing a game of siblings or dating

[Cal Deobald @calmudge0n]

Dude, you sought a court injunction to prevent a quiet young man who'd walked 600 km to meet you from camping in a park. Pick a lane.

[Marissa Graham @MissMari7]

Tristen Durocher didn't receive such a polite letter of support when he peacefully made a call to action from SK Government. Instead, Moe handed him a court order to remove his teepee. Tristen's statement was truly peaceful, he didn't block roadways or impede the lives of others.

[Dory @asapdorito]

u r under arrest for being too real rn @shae_from

[Dory @asapdorito]

Thinking of calling my dog by his birth name when he’s bad