Sometimes I think about how neurodivergents are more likely to hang out with other neurodivergents and the fact that my friend group did our Christmas gift exchange in February.
My dad 8 months ago: I don’t think you getting a dog is a good idea. I’m not taking care of it when you don’t want to.
My dad now: can you send me pictures of your dog I wanna show my friend.
Nothing like going to Walmart in your brand new doc martens feeling like the baddest only to realize your feet are on fire oh my god I need to go home right now