Klare

esposa ♡ mama ♡ 🇺🇸🇲🇽

[Klare @asapklare]

Haven’t tweeted in a long time but I just found out two of my exes are on “love is blind” season 8 and I’m so excited to watch 🥹❤️ cheering for them. Hope they find love after losing me ❤️🫶🏼

[Tania León Núñez @_TALENU_]

Just finished watching the documentary Take Care of Maya.

I hope the Kowalski family bankrupts that hospital. I hope that judge who denied Maya’s mother from giving her daughter a hug is haunted by that decision everyday. I hope Sally Smith is wearing a prison fit soon.

[Somos Hey @mediaheyinc]

🎬 Guillermo del Toro gana el Globo de Oro a Mejor Película Animada por “Pinocho”.

[Klare @asapklare]

Am I the only one who needed braces after having a baby bc my pregnancy fcked my teeth so bad?! 😂 glad I’m almost done with them tho 😅🙏🏼

[Klare @asapklare]

This is my brother 🙇🏻‍♀️

[rico @somethinglovely]

forcing my friends to listen to my favorite songs

[full-snack developer 🇭🇹 @notdanilu]

laying on a skinny dude chest really is like laying on a porch

[trash jones @jzux]

feeling sad today. can everyone please send cute pictures of their credit card, front and back?

[Dave Smith @redletterdave]

This exchange continues to haunt me

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

u should be able to order a chocolate chip cookie medium rare

[Klare @asapklare]

@CMV_NYC Aeromexico is what I would take but they didn’t have the flight that I needed so I was STUCK

[Klare @asapklare]

If you’re ever thinking of flying with Volaris, don’t. Worst airline ever.

[Klare @asapklare]

@CMV_NYC Yeah but here in Mexico I guess they are considered not that bad but literally every time I’ve flown with them they have delayed my flights and had to put me on a new flight with an 8hr layover 🤗

[. @naledimashishi]

I’m tired of people saying “here’s my go to lazy meal” and then they start chopping an onion

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

In Norway, 'Texas' is slang for 'crazy'

[Emily Bernstein @emilybern]

When I worked front desk at a studio A$AP came in and I didn't realize who he was so I asked him to sign in on the sheet and he said "A$AP?" and I said "yes now if you wouldn't mind" and he smiled and didn't make fun of me so yes he'll be a great dad

[Klare @asapklare]

Skinny jeans are supposedly out but mom jeans make me look like a fkn rectangle so…

[A🥚 @Alfonzzy_]

Homie really deserved better …