Eskimo Brodie

oh my aching hands

[Eskimo Brodie @AsapToffee]

Somebody make a meme where the guy who puts his face in the blue water bottles and ice is the giants and Russell Wilson is the bowl of water #giants

[Eskimo Brodie @AsapToffee]

Gonna watch the puppy bowl today then take 17 tylenol

[Eskimo Brodie @AsapToffee]

Me and who: it’s the most romantic date you’ve ever been on then we play bop it for 12 hours

[Danny Polishchuk @Dannyjokes]

This is gayer than anything any drag queen has ever done

https://t.co/u1TF4I5w1S

[BENNY THE BUTCHER @BennyBsf]

Tell Taylor Swift tap in when she land in Buffalo next week

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

I never played tag because I knew I was it

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

Epstein island, but he’s just a very good jewish cornerback

[Eskimo Brodie @AsapToffee]

@GovWhitmer fix the power you useless cunt

[Uncle Gabe @GabeBiwit10]

Puss in Boots is better than Avatar

[Eskimo Brodie @AsapToffee]

God is dead.

[𝐃𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐫 𝐇𝐚𝐦𝐥𝐢𝐧 @HamlinIsland]

GAMETIME!!! @BuffaloBills 💙

[Eskimo Brodie @AsapToffee]

God end my suffering

[Eskimo Brodie @AsapToffee]

Do you think two things can be true? Like I’m happy Brittany Griner is home but the merchant of death was giving bad boy and kinda low key cute

[Eskimo Brodie @AsapToffee]

I hope Brett maher dies the most painful death imaginable

[wint @dril]

wife wants to get the word "winefreak" tattooed, in the disney font. i told her she cannot join me in the kingdom of heaven if she does this

[Matt McCusker @mattwritesbooks]

Lying in the dentist.

Am praised for using an electric brush.

Little to no build up.

A highly educated woman sticks her gloved finger in my mouth as Whitesnake’s classic hit “here I go again” comes on the radio.

Mentally, this counts as as sex.

My eyes close.

Bliss.

[Eskimo Brodie @AsapToffee]

Try guys is just dude perfect for liberals #tryguys #lame

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

Ima buy your childhood home and open up a long john silvers in it

[Chris Bosh @chrisbosh]

If I text you “👐🏿🏀👨🏿‍🦱➡️👨🏿‍🦲3️⃣🏀💥” it means rebound Bosh, back out to Allen, his three-pointer BANG!