asavagekoala

FPS gaming: Apex Legends | COD | Halo

[asavagekoala @asavagekoala]

@PuppyBoyAdonis They just can’t help themselves with all the girlboss shit that wasn’t even in the original game. It’s 2026..wokeness is dead.

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@HelldiversAlert Boring

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@DuneAwakening Dead game. Gutted PvP. This is a farming simulator now. If I could refund, I would.

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@culturalgarlic @Brandenttv it used to be like this in season 12 and then all the preds bitched that it was too easy to achieve masters because they couldn't farm plats and diamonds anymore.

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@lindahgxt Average Apex solo queue experience. RIP. I feel this.

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@HYPERMYSTx The beginning of the end

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@fandompulse Gee, I don’t know, maybe don’t make Orcs human in personality and actually be true to source material? Just a thought. Oh, also probably just co-sign with New Line Cinema and hire Peter Jackson to make it? 🤷‍♂️

[asavagekoala @asavagekoala]

@restoreZSJL Weak masculinity in this Superman and it was intentional. The plot wasn’t even good.

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@StoneMountain64 Horrible. Sweaty af. Not worth the stress. Remember it for what it was, not wgat it has become.

[asavagekoala @asavagekoala]

@elonmusk Translation: we don’t care about the employees, we’re replacing you and this isn’t going anywhere.

[Vishwesh S Deshmukkh @VishweshIndia]

Oracle Layoffs explained:

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

“Return to the office for the exciting culture”

The culture:

[Rooster @TheRooster]

When my squad asks me why I rushed a full team by myself and immediately died

[buck @SoldierBuck__]

From Muad'Dib to Messiah.

[asavagekoala @asavagekoala]

@helldivers2 Stop nerfing things tha are fun and controlling the narrative. After the debacle with Cyberstan I can’t feel an urge to play your game anymore. It’s just not fun.

[Parker Thayer @ParkerThayer]

Trump: “if you f**k around with us, if you do something bad to us, we are going to do things to you that have never been done before.”

Maduro: “lol yeah right” … “Does anybody hear helicopters?

[Noah Bieniek (Bee-Nick) @NoahB77_]

This was the greatest two minutes of televised college sports commentary ESPN has showed since June!

[asavagekoala @asavagekoala]

@Mericamemed When women pull this convo, my reaction is the same as hers.

[asavagekoala @asavagekoala]

@netflix This show sucks.

[Maverick Alexander @MaverickDarby]

“Lord of the Rings 1776”

Starring Tucker Carlson, George Soros, Sydney Sweeney, Alex Jones, and Joe Rogan.

They’re banning AI after this. Apologies in advance.