Michael Asbjornson

[Michael Asbjornson @asbjornson]

How many times does one have to overhear the phrase 80mg of Propofol?

[Michael Asbjornson @asbjornson]

Hard to find anyone who has been at @trinity_online without memories of how Larry Click made their lives a little, or a lot, better

[Tony Romo @tonyromo]

;)

[Michael Asbjornson @asbjornson]

WATCH: South Grand Prairie hits game-winning field goal to beat Euless Trinity https://t.co/GKOI0cS8Y9 via @sportsdayhs

[Michael Asbjornson @asbjornson]

Of course I bought Blue Bell yesterday. For those who don't know why its such a big deal,it was unavailable because it killed three people.

[SGP Volleyball @sgp_volleyball]

SGP wins!! We take on Midlo tomorrow for first place in district. #WarriorStrong

[Michael Asbjornson @asbjornson]

It is not so much the losing. It is the legacy of choking.

[Michael Asbjornson @asbjornson]

Bad Canadians!

[Michael Asbjornson @asbjornson]

I want to perform the Heimlich maneuver on the Rangers but I fear the objects they cough up will be the division championship and wild card.

[Michael Asbjornson @asbjornson]

Where were all the #IStandWithAhmed people when his sister was suspended for a bomb threat?

[Michael Asbjornson @asbjornson]

Mike Huckabee is for curing heart disease, diabetes, cancer, and Alzheimer's.

[Michael Asbjornson @asbjornson]

Conspiracy theorists should note that Marshawn Lynch could not convert a 4th and 1 in overtime.

[Michael Asbjornson @asbjornson]

SGP defeats Martin by 8, who defeated Desoto by 20. The Transitive Property of Sports Scores teaches us South will defeat Desoto by 28.

[Mark Davis @MarkDavis]

We do not need to redesign baseball stadium rails. We need to restrain ourselves from drunken idiocy at games.

[the real dirty dan @Daniellebjorn]

I have a car 😭😭😭😭

[Michael Asbjornson @asbjornson]

https://t.co/VyR20tfOt1 Excellent tutorial by Donald Trump on treating brat journalists.

[Michael Asbjornson @asbjornson]

If I have time tomorrow I'm going to try to watch all 4 heterosexual episodes of Catfish The TV Show

[Michael Asbjornson @asbjornson]

Takes longer to determine the toaster is on when the AC is out.

[Michael Asbjornson @asbjornson]

FAF judges analyzing a photography entry asking the one question that matters: Is this an old person with bad teeth?

[Michael Asbjornson @asbjornson]

FAF judges analyzing a photography entry asking the one question that matters: Is this an old person with bad teeth?