Asbury Security

I keep the students safe from all the terrorists in Wilmore. I also give you tickets and tickets and tickets and tickets.

[Asbury Security @AsburySecurity]

It looks like you didn’t read our handy PDF, but all of campus definitely reads the Collegian!!!

[Asbury Security @AsburySecurity]

I don’t know how you got into college if you don’t know how to use a parking lot, but here is a PDF anyways.

[Asbury Security @AsburySecurity]

@AsburyCaf @ScottLayton407 I will end you.

[Asbury Security @AsburySecurity]

@AsburyCaf @kycombs15 The signs in cafeteria clearly state you are not allowed to carry out food or drink. You will receive 1 chapel skip.

[Asbury Security @AsburySecurity]

I don’t know how I feel about this Segway thing running around campus. There aren’t any rules in my book about it, I’ll make one up shortly

[Asbury Security @AsburySecurity]

@AsburySalt @AdamDurr We do that often

[Asbury Security @AsburySecurity]

Just drove up. What’s happening here? These guys again?

[Asbury Security @AsburySecurity]

@AsburyChapel @AsburyGrille @AsburyOnion @AsburyCaf @CampusCatAU @AsburyWGM @aupickup @AsburyPositive @AsburyLibrary What do you want?

[The Asbury Onion @AsburyOnion]

Asbury Parking and Security guard gives out hundreds of tickets in one day. "I just wanted to remind everyone I'm still here," he said.

[Asbury Security @AsburySecurity]

@AsburySalt @ScottLayton407 I love when I’m able to have a conversation and give tickets. I have started giving out a lot of tickets now

[Asbury Security @AsburySecurity]

Sorry about not ever ticketing underclassmen in the upperclass lot.

[Asbury Security @AsburySecurity]

@milsack33 we’re watching you.

[Asbury Security @AsburySecurity]

After much surveillance I have discovered that @Milsack33 is the real @AsburyChapel.

[Asbury Security @AsburySecurity]

After much surveillance I have discovered that @Milsack33 is the real @AsburyChapel. I’ll likely give him a parking ticket tonight.

[Asbury Security @AsburySecurity]

Someone stole the cross from @AsburyChapel. Should I investigate or not give parking tickets to underclassmen?

[Asbury Security @AsburySecurity]

@AsburyLampPost We stop crime on campus.

[Asbury Security @AsburySecurity]

@AsburyChapel what the hell do you want?

[Asbury Security @AsburySecurity]

@HarmonicaCave @CampusCatAU What is going on in Hughes?

[Asbury Security @AsburySecurity]

Filming on Sunday isn’t permitted by the community standards handbook @haswilcox.

[Asbury Security @AsburySecurity]

I’m asleep in my van.