Alex Scalisi

SaleS/Stand-up philosopher/David Bowie/UB40/Dharma Bum

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@eastdakota @metapreston Now that’s funny.

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@noahkagan “Shit to pay ratio”

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@bhalligan thoughts on the Tiger sale??

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@SamMonsonNFL @ByMarkDaniels Lol. Pro move.

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#mayetheforcebewithyou

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You can’t win @NFL. If the Pats lose they’re going to go get AJ and Crosby and be even more annoying (cc: @Patriots @stoolpresidente ): https://t.co/esEm6CQ0qq

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@stoolpresidente Confirming it’s the King Cut with creamed spinach and baked not mashed. Don’t fall for that “end cut” BS (cc: @HouseOfPrimeRib

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@SethWickersham Set the tone that you’re going to be down there all day and don’t even think twice about that kick.

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@bhalligan RIP Bobby

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@MikeGiardi Dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!

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@RapSheet @MikeGarafolo Time out on the baby making?

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@FieldYates open up Uncle Phil! @ESPNFantasy

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@Edelman11 “Sneaky” Jones

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@bhalligan Weather Report Suite!

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@PhilAPerry Throw was feathered.

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@ezlazar Not taking his checkdowns

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@bhalligan Was hoping this was a Tiger auction update.

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Tommy “can we get there safely” Curran. (cc: @PhilAPerry )

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@OOSScot Safeguard Care inspection

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@BobWeir @AliveCoverage @jayblakesberg @deadandcompany Run me out there again!