dice miracle

[dice miracle @ascelapha]

you ever feel like youre this guy

[dice miracle @ascelapha]

@yanogabalus all good

[dice miracle @ascelapha]

@yanogabalus youre fucked up for this one

[dice miracle @ascelapha]

@verynormalman 🤨 going around north side of cemetary from lygon sure feels uphill. more disinformation on elon's twitter

[dice miracle @ascelapha]

@yanogabalus mia says this cant be true

[JT @tallboythinlegs]

i want to do this type of shit with my boys so much it hurts. but every time i bring it up they laugh and mock me and i have to be "nah, just playing man". but i'm not playing

[dice miracle @ascelapha]

gonna start referring to carlton north as NoCarl

[dice miracle @ascelapha]

trump may have a million clownish phrases that have invaded my lexicon but dutton only has the one

[Peter Dutton @Hon_PeterDutton]

You dirty lefties are too easy. Enjoy your weekend.

[dice miracle @ascelapha]

i've been enamoured with this 1997 seiko i bought a few weeks ago. wonderful item

[dice miracle @ascelapha]

sure sign that society was rotted through was when smartwatches became a thing that normal people wear. they should be for a handful of turbo nerds and that's it

[dice miracle @ascelapha]

no hate to the unsung heroes who write wikipedia pages for niche subsubgenres of electronic music but i just dont think robert miles was getting thanked by parents of car crash victims

[dice miracle @ascelapha]

as it turned out i did like this

[dice miracle @ascelapha]

hinge be like "most compatible! we think you and your ex girlfriend who literally met on this app like literally on the same profiles should meet. do you like this"

[dice miracle @ascelapha]

certified haircut moment

[dice miracle @ascelapha]

former coworker at the medtech company i worked at sent me this when i complained about all the regulatory paperwork at my new medtech job

[dice miracle @ascelapha]

in all of history this is still the best that a synthesizer has ever sounded https://t.co/B2CYDm5nQc

[dice miracle @ascelapha]

they say the night is darkest before the dawn but also that theres calm before the storm. so basically things are the way they are before they change. big whoop

[dice miracle @ascelapha]

13:30 state my lunch. egg salad on white. $7.50 from IGA. surprisingly serviceable sandwich

[dice miracle @ascelapha]

been writing a bunch of i2c drivers lately for work and everytime i'm prodding around in /sys/bus i think of down with cis bus. posts for me only

[dice miracle @ascelapha]

nice argument. however i have already etc

[dice miracle @ascelapha]

its so hot in this apartment my toothpaste separated. i got a watery dribble of precum toothpaste out of the tube before the toothpaste. fuck this

[dice miracle @ascelapha]

@smHttr everyones calling it the "hot girl key layout" i hear

[dice miracle @ascelapha]

we all wear masks... some of my closest friends don't even know i use colemak on my home computer...