doomed schoonover

epistemic cowboy, artist, big-data engineer.

[doomed schoonover @ascetics]

Books to write: "Yolo: A History of Risk Aversion"

[mike spilligan 🌵 @kurtruslfanclub]

hey @monotype how much would it cost to license this font exclusively for use in logos

[John Gibbons 🇵🇸 @think_or_swim]

Not to be alarmist but…this is what’s called a six-sigma event, now unfolding in Antarctica.

Otherwise known as a once-in-7.5-million-year event.

Hang onto your hats.

HT @EliotJacobson

[Pory @pory_leeks]

Ladies and gentlemen,

I present you the Korok Rotisserie machine.

#ZeldaTearsOfKingdom

[Internal Tech Emails @TechEmails]

Elizabeth Holmes's daily schedule

Circa 2005–2009

[doomed schoonover @ascetics]

@TeamWoodGames Silver Fox, all friendly.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

are you serious

[doomed schoonover @ascetics]

@HKSpeedrunning Schy was nothing but love and light and pure skill. We are all worse for this loss of light in our world.

[doomed schoonover @ascetics]

In like 10 years, people will be confused about what a "parking lot" is and why they're everywhere. Like phonebooths.

[doomed schoonover @ascetics]

@TeamWoodGames Yes. The Turtle sound effect is too quiet.

[doomed schoonover @ascetics]

happy 2020.3, everyone

we'll fix everything in the next point release, we swear

[sunglitters 🥔 @snglttrs]

Please give me the worst streaming advice that you can

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

Does everyone who’s into crypto not know that we already have a fake money scheme called “money”

[doomed schoonover @ascetics]

.@polarr's news updates are great. thanks for the push notification.

[Ben Krasnow @BenKrasnow]

"how" "to" "write" "Google" "search" "queries" after:2019 -pinterest -quora

[doomed schoonover @ascetics]

Ars Technica on the wild intelligence of Portia spiders, as foretold by @aptshadow. https://t.co/T6RXj8D56P

[doomed schoonover @ascetics]

watching GoT for the first time. so far my highest level, most abstract conclusion is: being dumb gets you killed by being dumb, and that being smart gets you killed for being smart.

[doomed schoonover @ascetics]

I really hope they didn't fire #IntegrationTestEmail1.

[doomed schoonover @ascetics]

@PatrickRothfuss ah, but who *isn't* right now

[cory @coolmathgame_]

applebee’s waiter: what would u like to order

me: i’ll have the apple

waiter: we don’t actually sell apples

me, visibly afraid: ok then [gulps] i’ll have the bees

[doomed schoonover @ascetics]

@vgr You sure you don't want to write "Yolo: A History of Risk Aversion", instead?