Bridget

[Bridget @ascuttlebutter]

I think Alaska can technically claim the Seattle Airport as a territory

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

Alaska's snow crab season has been canceled for the first time in the state's history. An estimated 1 billion crabs have mysteriously disappeared, which is a 90% drop in their population. This is a major blow to America's seafood industry and could cost the economy $200 million.

[e @im_real_222]

costume idea

[salem @vodkaoatmilk]

girls should be allowed to rename their boyfriends when they start dating

[Bob @tweetsbybob_]

Me watching my boyfriend watch an episode of real housewives I’ve seen 7 times

[Bridget @ascuttlebutter]

Live award shows force the most highly produced people to perform in an excruciatingly awkward talent show for our enjoyment #theemmys #Emmys2022 #hotmic

[Bridget @ascuttlebutter]

@NonstopDiatribe So fucked :/ I’m sorry dude

[Bridget @ascuttlebutter]

In 7th grade I complained about back pain. My doc said my backpack was too heavy.

After two decades of awful back pain & migraines and doctors telling me to just relax and try a bath, I got a diagnoses.

I have scoliosis and nobody bothered to look. Trust your pain, ladies.

[Jarett Wieselman @JarettSays]

“I’ve switched baristas” is the the funniest thing I have ever heard.

[Jessica Malone Grider @mrs_g_rider]

Hi. Every time I have an ultrasound I get charged twice because there are two fetuses. Happy Wednesday!

[Bridget @ascuttlebutter]

@purrenrage Ak Bark. AK BARK!! Swear by it. It has gotten my pup through some incredible things. And they are so kind and helpful. Highly recommend!

[Gentleman Doofus @GentleDoofus]

This 50 seconds is a masterclass in doing everything wrong in terms of directing, editing, choreography/staging, performance, and casting. Legitimately stunning ineptitude.

[sydney bristow news & updates @coledelbyck]

drew barrymore and casey wilson absolutely losing their shit after being surprised by penn badgley has me CACKLING

[Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti]

One of the things I wish men understood is that girls have interactions like this EVERY DAY

[Matt Acuña Buxton @mattbuxton]

"I figured they needed a little slapping around."

Referencing lyrics: "Hush, hush, hush, let's lie. I know it's wrong, but let's lie together, in a way."

-Bronson legislative director Terrence Shanigan in a hot mic call during last night's Rogers Park council meeting.

#ancgov

[🐈‍⬛ @hydingadork]

crazy how every time you go on a walk it’s like ohhh that’s why i’m alive