Autumn Garrison

taurus. college grad. curvy. dog lover. hipster. hip hopper. blogger. allergic. mom.

[Autumn Garrison @asgarrison]

@MartinHeinrich Please stand by railroad workers next.

[Autumn Garrison @asgarrison]

@swapapilots ✊🏻

[Autumn Garrison @asgarrison]

I know better

[Autumn Garrison @asgarrison]

Spit up is just nicer than infant vomit.

[daily zen @dailyzen]

“Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length.”
—Robert Frost

[Autumn Garrison @asgarrison]

#Dateline New Mexico has been in a few too many shows lately. Reconsidering homestead.

[Autumn Garrison @asgarrison]

#48hours unbelievable

[Mike Bennett @RealMikeBennett]

Happy Government Shutdown Day! Make sure to slap a congressman today :)

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

America is now closed. We apologize for the inconvenience.

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

Given they are shutting down the government, I guess I’m not working out. In protest or solidarity or…well, I wasn’t going to anyway.

[Incoco @incoco]

RETWEET & follow @Incoco to be entered to #WIN our entire Fall Collection: http://t.co/AdhBq60JOE (ends 9/19/13)

[daily zen @dailyzen]

“Don’t be a dick.” ~Wheaton’s Law

[Jay Smooth @jsmooth995]

The fundamental danger of an acquittal is not more riots, it is more George ZImmermans.

[ANTHONY PRESTON @iamA2Anthony]

Big difference between "not guilty" and "innocent". Our system has become a game of a doubt strategy instead of a vehicle of justice.

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Grateful that Zimmerman's trial is shining a light on the unparalleled pain I feel when called "cr*cker."

[Autumn Garrison @asgarrison]

Keep it to yourself. All of it.

[Autumn Garrison @asgarrison]

My day started good but now I'm just pissed off on a beautiful Tuesday. Stupid fat judgmental, talk too much coworker

[Rev Run @RevRunWisdom]

Remember ---> A bad day does NOT equal a bad life. #KnowTheDifference

[Autumn Garrison @asgarrison]

@RealBulldog Right? Where?

[Autumn Garrison @asgarrison]

@IMImposter show me the $$