Ashleymurphy

my one good advice for you is to not follow my advice :)

[Ashleymurphy @ash1eymurphy]

Just found out the bts meal is named after a band… who knew ?

[Miller Lite @MillerLite]

If there was ever a time to celebrate a made-up holiday, it’s today. #NationalAmericanBeerDay 🍻

[Jason Kander @JasonKander]

That fly was in Pence’s hair a long time. It should quarantine.

[Michael Tannenbaum @iamTannenbaum]

Mike Pence has never let a woman finish

[Ashleymurphy @ash1eymurphy]

The news: *giving a thoughtful analysis of the debate*
Social media: the fly🥰😘🦟

[brandon ❄️ @ehsvr]

this man literally just said he was built different 😭

[Nisha Gandhi @nishaxgandhi]

she really said you wanna talk bro? let's fucking TALK.

[Ashleymurphy @ash1eymurphy]

My fav thing about this debate is not the fact that Kamala is winning (which she is) but it’s trumps tweet and everyone’s responses 🥰go check it out 😘

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Mike Pence is doing GREAT! She is a gaffe machine.

[Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo]

Can @KamalaHarris reclaim her time? #Debates2020

[Ashleymurphy @ash1eymurphy]

It’s called hairrian

[James @CaucasianJames]

i wanna shuck corn with u

[Ashleymurphy @ash1eymurphy]

@magsbannan It’s called BDE

[Ashleymurphy @ash1eymurphy]

@gemmafff happy birthday!!! My birthday wish for you is that you go viral on Twitter- keep that feed alive !

[Ashleymurphy @ash1eymurphy]

All I’m going to say is Dollar Tree B-12 pills #iykyk

[liva @realchoppedliva]

can't stop thinking about the time my friend sold her placebo birth control as a party drug to this guy and then we watched him pretend to trip for like 3 hours

[Ashleymurphy @ash1eymurphy]

My Uber driver just yawned at said “oh what a day”.... it’s 10:45 in the morning. I want to be on her level :/