Ash

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[🦢 @meishato]

i want a man to love me so bad his entire family think i did witchcraft on him

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Girls with long hair will literally leave little traces of themselves wherever they go like feathers falling from an angel’s wings

[skyee 🍒 @skyeeebby]

i wonder what 3 carne asada tacos with green salsa and extra lime doing rn

[erika @yeeeerika]

my birthstone is crunchwrap supreme

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

the paramedics would’ve had to carry me out of there in a stretcher

[Rad. @enemy_soil]

craving an ice cold diet coke. a fridge cigarette, if you will

[sweetwolf @switch_n_smirk]

when u are a leg-bouncer and someone asks u to stop its like they're asking you to stop your own heart

[girlbatz @girlbatz]

white people when they get a new bird feeder

[clare @sadderlizards]

your email finds me deeply unwell. teetering on the edge really

[charlie @chunkbardey]

the body craves blue raspberry

[Ash @ash_hess4]

TERRIBLE DAY TO LIVE IN OREGON

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

HAPPY 50TH TO CHILI’S!! WE HAVE $5 PRESIDENTES ALL DAY TO CELEBRATE OUR BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

HAPPY 50TH TO CHILI’S!! WE HAVE $5 PRESIDENTES ALL DAY TO CELEBRATE OUR BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!

[jonk ! @ThefirstJonk]

Oh so no death cab for ugly? Ugly has to walk?

[emily (very brave) @positivelyem]

Give me 30 unmedicated minutes with RFK Jr. and SSRIs will not only be safe but required

[zoë ✨🌙 @zoenone0none]

i personally love pasteurization and vaccines. i love modern medicine. i love the world that allowed my mom to have children that all lived to adulthood. i love how we eradicated polio and measles and fucking hpv

[jo @notafan_jo]

kendrick inspires me to be a bigger, deeper, more passionate hater