Ashley Wiss

Too blunt for my own good 🤘🏼

[Ashley Wiss @ash_wiss]

Love you forever Chase

[Ashley Wiss @ash_wiss]

The best thing social media came up with is muting people

[Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers]

So fetch! #HereWeGo

[Ashley Wiss @ash_wiss]

While violently hungover this morning I thought there was a fresh Diet Coke in the refrigerator waiting for me. I open it, chug it, immediately am gagging.

It was 90% vodka.

There was a laugh from the distance from my boyfriend.

This means war.

[bitsy von muffling @DoctorPissPants]

Did anyone else just have an absolute nightmare time being 23

[Ashley Wiss @ash_wiss]

Horses are useless transportation vessels that we’ve outgrown as a society and only shit all over the place and smell.

I will only care when puppies are involved.

[PETA @peta]

Other animals would never do this to us, so why do we let this happen to them?

[Ashley Wiss @ash_wiss]

Well good morning there

[🩵 griffik 💙 @griffin_dore]

The sensation after an Irish goodbye is simply unmatched

[Ashley Wiss @ash_wiss]

My fatal flaw is that anytime I’m uncomfortable in any situation I do a car bomb followed by a shot of tequila

[Dave DiCello @DaveDiCello]

What. A. Night.

I had the opportunity to capture the #Pittsburgh fireworks from a helicopter tonight and it was everything I hoped it would be. I have so many images to go through, a few videos to look at, and a ton to share. Just wait til you guys see some of these.

[ᴘᴀᴠʟᴏᴠ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʀɢɪ @PAVGOD]

they protec, they have zoomies, they are afraid of the 4th of July ᵇᵒᵒᵐᶦᵉˢ

[Ashley Wiss @ash_wiss]

Fixes everything. Like a bearded weighted blanket.

[West Virginia Football @WVUfootball]

Gold & Blue at the end of the rainbow 🏟

#AlmostHeaven

[Ashley Wiss @ash_wiss]

@teflon_will That’s an experience you absolutely did forget

[bug girl @buggirl]

NO MORE TED BUNDY FILMS. I AM BEGGING. NO ONE NEEDS THIS MANY TED BUNDY FILMS. hollywood has really crossed the line into sensationalizing this fucking loser. rewarding him with a legacy for murdering 30 innocent women. shut the fuck up already.

[Ashley Wiss @ash_wiss]

Yeah.... if I don’t know your last name the last thing I’m doing is waiting for you before eating tacos.

[Ashley Wiss @ash_wiss]

Me to my boyfriend (that I live with) after a bottle of wine while listening to the tiktok generations version of @paramore

[bear @iamblackbear]

i hope that ur whole life sux without me

[Ashley Wiss @ash_wiss]

@madeleineclaree Solid find, and I will be heading to target for these as well now!

[Ashley Wiss @ash_wiss]

25 year old me just got so excited to hype up a Tupperware set to a friend

22 year old me was still hyping up the gold four loko and rail tequila shots

Amazing and depressing what 3 years will do to a person

[virginia is for lesbians @vaberg]

olivia rodrigo: i’m so sick of seventeen / where's my fuckin' teenage dream?

me, 27: wow so true bestie

[Angela @angelamarie85]

Someone told me signing my emails with "Best" is passive aggressive so I'm changing it to "See you in hell" to eliminate any confusion