asha choubey

Professor of English, newly-turned cynic.

[asha choubey @asha_choubey]

@HelleLyngSvends @Meta Pathetic people! I don't understand why they are so scared and of what.

[asha choubey @asha_choubey]

Parliamentarians must lead by example. Salaries allowances and perks should be voluntarily given up.Government vehicles should be withdrawn.The culture of entitlement must end.If citizens are expected to practise restraint those in power must embrace austerity for a year.

[Wg Cdr Anuma Acharya (Retd) @AnumaVidisha]

अगर आपने पाकिस्तान को श्रेय देते हुए डोनाल्ड ट्रम्प का हालिया ट्वीट देखा हो, जिसमें पाकिस्तान को ईरान युद्ध खत्म कराने में हस्तक्षेप का क्रेडिट दिया गया, तो आप समझ सकते हैं कि मैं क्यों हैरान हूँ. यह भारत सरकार की एक बड़ी रणनीतिक विफलता लगती है.

मैंने पहले कभी प्रधानमंत्री की आलोचना नहीं की, लेकिन आज चुप रहना सिर्फ ‘अंधभक्ति’ होगी.एम

कड़वी सच्चाई यह है कि पाकिस्तान केंद्र में आ रहा है और खुद को एक वैश्विक शुद्ध स्थिरता प्रदाता के रूप में फिर से पेश कर रहा है. वहीं भारत अपनी कूटनीतिक पूंजी खो रहा है और विश्व मंच पर अपना प्रभाव तेजी से गंवा रहा है.

और हमारा देश किस पर ध्यान दे रहा है? पूरा देश भटक गया है, धुरंधर 2 जैसी फिल्मों के लिए उत्साह मना रहा है. हम वास्तविक दुनिया में हारते हुए भी सिनेमाई कल्पनाओं का जश्न मना रहे हैं. मैं आज इसलिए बोल रहा हूँ क्योंकि अब हम इस भटकाव को और बर्दाश्त नहीं कर सकते.

[asha choubey @asha_choubey]

Nehru strikes again.His long record of working against national interests has found a new arena,the ongoing #AI Summit. He managed to disrupt summit, tinkering with the Wi-Fi, confusing the crowd logistics, and personally ensuring there were no digital payment gates.

[asha choubey @asha_choubey]

@VandeBharatExp Are you guys for real? Everytime I ask for the feedback register, the attendant who I ask, disappears. And now even the TT disappeared. Shame on you guys. Rajdhani has better services any day. You guys rely on influencers circulating fake information.Shame.

[asha choubey @asha_choubey]

@VandeBharatExp boarded train number 22546 from Haridwar at 3.40 E1 berth no25. Not even a bottle of water. And now when I complained a dry khasta with some other packets arrive. Tea pouch came, but no stirrer. How do you stir it? You charge such hefty amount sir. Have some shame

[Avinash Das @avinashonly]

कहो नरेंदर, मज़ा आ रहा?

इलाबाद परियाग हो गया
और बनारस क्योटा
धनीराम का खेत बिक गया
थार बचा ना लोटा

टूटी चप्पल पहन के मनसुख
बोरा उठा रहा है
और हमारा देसी नीरो
बंशी बजा रहा है

देश हमारा कहां जा रहा!
कहो नरेंदर, मज़ा आ रहा?

#AshuMishra ViA @omthanvi

[asha choubey @asha_choubey]

@dkhambra03 Frequent slips of the tongue can contribute to a politician’s downfall. Repeated verbal missteps erode credibility, invite constant controversy, and shift attention away from policy and performance.

[asha choubey @asha_choubey]

To top it off, spicy sauce was added to a kid’s meal and mayo was refused. Disappointing.

[asha choubey @asha_choubey]

@mcdonaldsindia I I love your McSwirls, but visiting @McDonalds in Bareilly, UP has become frustrating. Staff attitude is rude, one of two counters stays unattended causing long waits, and customers are pushed to online ordering without help.

[asha choubey @asha_choubey]

@_yesmadam Absolutely pathetic service, rude behaviour and shocking lack of hygiene. Left my washroom dirty, clipped my nails too deep, filed my skin instead of nails, and didn’t even wear a mask. Completely unacceptable.

[asha choubey @asha_choubey]

@_yesmadam Absolutely pathetic service, rude behaviour, shocking lack of hygiene. My nails were clipped far too deep, the file was used on skin not nails, and the staff did not wear mask. She left my washroom dirty and didn't even turn off the tap.

[asha choubey @asha_choubey]

@IndiGo6E I doubt you mean a single word you’ve written. It seems you find this amusing, but it only highlights how little you understand about hospitality and service. You’re in trouble now, and frankly, IndiGo, this feels like well-deserved karma.

[asha choubey @asha_choubey]

Attention frequent flyers: @IndiGo6E feels bankrupt in service. Untrained cabin crew, paid drinks not delivered, and a grievance system that’s basically hide-and-seek. You complain, they evade. Pathetic. #IndiGo #CustomerServiceFail #travelTrouble

[asha choubey @asha_choubey]

@IndiGo6E After 3 days you call me to say I should’ve changed my seat? Next time should I carry an extra-large suitcase in the cabin just because someone else is comfortable? And what about the paid drink that wasn’t served with my meal? And the drink my husband never received? @IndiGo6E.

[asha choubey @asha_choubey]

Dear @IndiGo6E on Flight 6E 4182 Dubai-India today I 13Dwas repeatedly elbowed by a middle-seat passenger who kept 2 large bags on her lap. Cabin crew member Kalpana was dismissive, withheld my drink and refused to help.

[asha choubey @asha_choubey]

@IndiGo6E H8FP2Q and X45QJV

[asha choubey @asha_choubey]

My husband4E didn’t get the drink paid with his prebooked meal. Please explain, refund & take corrective action. #CustomerService

[asha choubey @asha_choubey]

The time when #universities sought out true intellectuals as #speakers is long past; now every campus seems to be competing for a BJP politician’s consent to hold the podium.

[asha choubey @asha_choubey]

Little #DonaldTrump would blabber beyond blabbering. Nobody could shush the child. There was no word in the dictionary that could describe the young boy. Then, they coined "motormouth" in 1955, when he was only nine. Go ahead, you may use it for him.