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[asha🍒 @ashabagchi]

colleague just described her daughter as being half microwave #whateverthatmeans

[rhys @rhyssuxx]

and Boots was never the same again

[MeIisa Tourt @meIisactu]

Quite possibly one of the worst things I have seen at a party conference

[Lena @chancevisitors]

Notice how there are no Leonard Cohen songs about getting your money up

[Jay👁 @Eyeballington]

MY FUCKING TIMELINE IS RUINED

[sophie @nerveagent0000]

@studentfinanceengland would you say you were begging it

[Emmtt @Micahsdaddy69]

LMAOOOOOOONDBSJA

[diva @divaagurlxw]

I fucking love people who become more themselves with age. Stranger taste. Clearer boundaries. Louder laugh. Less interest in impressing random people. Watching somebody slowly stop auditioning for the world is fucking beautiful.

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

get ready with me to do the viral 8 hours of sleep before getting up for work challenge

[🤠 @will_selecta]

How I’ve been moving at parties when people ask how I’ve been doing

[Rowan Fornow 🚵🚉🏙️🦣🇵🇸 @rowanfornow]

Why do conspiracy theorists always assume you're caught up? "Remember those two little green bug children that appeared out of a cave in Ireland?" No I do not remember them actually

[maddie @madsssagascar]

this is what all day has feltlike

[SAREL 🌼 @Sarel_x]

Omg this keeps getting worse. He is apologising for his apology, to parents who had the privilege to bring their kids to a concert to watch him play his little Guitar and sing?
Do you understand how dystopian that is when there are parents in Gaza who have to WATCH their children DIE because they are either being starved to death or because they are being murdered by the IDF. Is he stupid or something? I actually don’t understand what I’m watching.

[tulipa @horadastrela]

qnd gatos ficam assim…. te amo gatos

[solaris @DJUNGELSK0GS]

who the hell is this guy hanging out with

[Hunty @kasigofs]

she put on her fiercest bestickered corset, a banged high pony, drove to the driest section of her local park at 1am, and then twitched around to her draft of a demo of a kidsbop rendition of an idea of a song... it really is just despicable

[Marl Karx @BareLeft]

It's going to be BAD bad, isn't it.