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stout tailess bottom. fluffy ears. adorable

[skippedtrack @ashamereally]

Had this mildly irritating hangnail ever since I ran over that old Gypsy woman

[skippedtrack @ashamereally]

Nice septum, bro. Be a shame if someone deviated it…

[Kip Conlon @kipconlon]

“Spelunker.” Such a funny word. Anyway, have they found your husband yet?

[Django Gold @django]

watching Indiana Jones for the first time, do archaeologists typically kill this many people?

[skippedtrack @ashamereally]

Worst time of year for those of us who abhor the cross-bred freak that is the Creeping Phlox. One (would) reasonably recoil at first sight of this freakish potted plant until th….Nz😵‍💫

[skippedtrack @ashamereally]

Always nerve-wracking watching a PG-13 movie with mother knowing they’re gonna sprinkle a F-bomb in somewhere

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Guy who just called me chief seemed a tad insincere

[kacey @tastykacey14]

We only got like 10 new sentences left

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@kipconlon You’re too good at this

[Kip Conlon @kipconlon]

As a life coach, the one thing I tell my clients over and over: you’re not getting your money back.

[Mike F @DeputyWarlock]

i love it when people describe a movie as a "good popcorn movie" i.e. it's a bad movie but i like eating popcorn

[skippedtrack @ashamereally]

Life will double you over with a gut punch. And then you never see the haymaker…

[Kip Conlon @kipconlon]

Miniature golf caddy thinking maybe a putter for this one.

[Jimmy Traina @JimmyTraina]

Bill Raftery. The absolute 🐐 college basketball broadcaster. Period. What a video.

[Kip Conlon @kipconlon]

*spit-takes beer into bartender’s face*

You call this beechwood aged??

[skippedtrack @ashamereally]

Wish today’s funnies told the story of a good, god-fearing Great Dane instead of all this woke Marmaduke bullshit

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@Skoog I’ve never blinded a kitten for the “clicks”

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Just a small but sobering encapsulation of the wind gusts this evening

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

One of the funniest things a politician has said in recent years ngl