Aashish

Game programmer. Contempt writer. Professional hater. @[email protected]

[Aashish @AShaolinMonkey]

Why do babies cry so much man just grow up bro

[Mani @megabored]

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[Aashish @AShaolinMonkey]

"Teach a person to make a game engine and they'll never make a game in their life."

[Aashish @AShaolinMonkey]

Pls come to the cinema and watch a movie bro nothing compares to Cinema Experience(™) bro we have 2 thousand barely working speakers bro I swear we will only start 15 mins late this time bro only half an hour of ads and trailers bro don't watch at home bro

[Aashish @AShaolinMonkey]

As a manager, how many mistakes are you willing to tolerate from an employee before you fire them?

If your answer is anything less than "1 per task, for every task I give them", think long and hard before replacing your humans with a virtual dumbass

[Aashish @AShaolinMonkey]

I'm very sad to report that unfortunately this still holds true for a lot of people

[Aashish @AShaolinMonkey]

If you're about to make a Harry Potter analogy for anything that's happening in the world, remember these four magic words:

"Read one other book"

[Aashish @AShaolinMonkey]

The whole copyright/trademark/patent system needs a huge overhaul. Absolutely psychopathic move by figma
https://t.co/DKCgLcH5pT

[Aashish @AShaolinMonkey]

@megabored Whys the discounted price higher

[Aashish @AShaolinMonkey]

Testing logging on my custom game framework. Rawdogging c++, just used a formatting library. Now for custom allocators

[Aashish @AShaolinMonkey]

@megabored

[Aashish @AShaolinMonkey]

When you don't have access to your PC is when you realise how terrible phones really are form most online related tasks

[Molly White @molly0xFFF]

VSCode is free software. It's not even possible to buy a license for it.

[Aashish @AShaolinMonkey]

Amazon has sunset the Download and Transfer via USB option, so the books you buy are DRM locked to the kindle.

[Aashish @AShaolinMonkey]

Hahaha man said "damn that's crazy b, prayers up"

[Press Trust of India @PTI_News]

I pray to Goddess Lakshmi to shower the poor, middle class with blessings: PM Modi ahead of Parliament's Budget Session

[Aashish @AShaolinMonkey]

@fussyphus Why are gang signs built into our religion 😂😭

[Molly White @molly0xFFF]

it's going to blow these guys' minds once they learn where LLMs get their "knowledge"

[ビッグ・ボス.eth 🇺🇸 @crypt2d2ot]

it's extremely obvious who is tech illiterate and doesn't understand how USB-C works.

we've "made something better than C" 4 separate times now. it's called USB-C.

the entire point of the standard is that you can make new connectors that use the same standard port.

[Aashish @AShaolinMonkey]

If people ever wonder why piracy is a thing

[Aashish @AShaolinMonkey]

I'll eat idli with sugar idgaf

[Rini🏳️‍🌈 @wokeakka]

Begging northies to leave dosai idli and cheese alone

Pls

[Aashish @AShaolinMonkey]

Hahahahahahahahaha

[Deepinder Goyal @deepigoyal]

Update: I am looking for a chief of staff for myself.