Dave, from accounting

welcome to where i complain

[theo @folklorenegades]

you think that shit you smoke saves you
but it won’t between you and me

[tom @pricesandvices]

Sad day for people who know the price for scrap metal

[Jared Cook @jkimballcook]

easy 150K

[. @Fimiye]

i wish there was a more intense way to express my emotions than crying. i want to burst into flames

[jor @wombpatrol]

i understand preventing theft but we gotta unlock the deodorant aisle we gotta let people steal that shit during summer as a public good

[Just Dave now @justdavenow89]

hunter biden honestly could be one of the best follows on here at the moment

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SoundDobad I know this may sound petty, but I can’t stand it when people put photoshop a meth pipe in my mouth. A crack pipe doesn’t have that little bowl at the end. This is why we can’t trust AI. Please make the appropriate edit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[maybe: julia @jvIias]

His tweets are frying the absolute fuck out of me

[Silly Little Guy @Czar_Of_Silly]

Hunter Biden ever since he logged tf on

[Sarah Everett @goddammitsarah]

fuck this is so fucking funny

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Can't believe it’s already June . Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

[raeismommy. @raesque444]

@OtPersimmon selfish with my womb and uterus till i die, man.

[Jimmy’s Famous Seafood @JimmysSeafood]

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[It’s T As In… @T__asIn]

“Josh is Done” is one of the best episodes in the series

[jules @ravensnthorns]

isso acabou com a minha semana

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

them: bet you got all kinds of ppl in your phone

my phone:

[Jake Brown @JakeBrownLive]

Enjoy your final night of sleep before your baseball team sends you on an emotional roller coaster for the next 7 months the next time you wake up.