Mortle Wombat

Low effort stuff

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@tonyiommi Three legends. Plus Ozzy Osbourne.

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@vicderbyshire

It's INSANE how easily you could've made your recent story about "hair loss for women" about hair loss for all people. Especially given the latest scientific advance is seemingly going to help far more men than women!

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@patmck6

Its the 30th anniversary, but the 31st season. Its incredible how many marketers/journalists make this mistake.

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@ScottiePippen Can you get it down to a week for me?

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@OzraeliAvi @Ostrov_A Let's set up a GoFundMe to but him flights to a country stupid enough for him to blend in in. There are over 40, apparently 😏

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@OzraeliAvi @Ostrov_A Jesus, that guy is next-level stupid.

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@IsP739 @konstructivizm @grok -270°C. -300°C is impossible

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@Peter_Fitz Feeling the need to know the nicknames of people you've never met has always perplexed me 🤔. The ultimate in useless factoids

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@DannyDeVito Looks like you need to break out the toe knife!

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@patmck6 You don't put the word "ever" if you also put the word "since" 🤣

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@NoelGallagher Yesterday? Brian Wilson, alive.
Today? Brian Wilson, dead 🥺

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@PatrickFabian This is the only kind of content I want to see on Twitter today 😕

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@jstorycarter

"Nearly 4 in 5 retired single women who rent are below the poverty line".

A seriously disingenuous title given retired single men are only 4% further behind.

The title could easily have been "4 in 5 retired people", but society cares less about men's well-being

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@vantamaga @curiosityonx Wait until you hear how many planets they thought there were in the 1800s

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@MoooPapa @curiosityonx It definitely is, middle aged guy in a baseball cap.

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@_CryptoJT_ @curiosityonx And 500 years ago you would've argued against Columbus setting sail. Choose your battles.

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@curiosityonx @EricIdle

Finally a quiet neighbourhood to build my house

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@cdesilva23

Jannik Sinner is "poised to own a generation"???

Alcaraz is 2 years younger, has won 4 majors over Sinner's 3. Including 2 last year.

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@jasondfarris @AppleTV I'm guessing you're not straight

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@qikipedia People don't realise how good women have had it since the "patriarchy" kicked in. Evolution was BRUTAL.