asher

my phone number is 573-545-5829

[asher @ashergr]

2 minutes and 17 seconds of bravery

[tern @1goodtern]

You couldn't make this up.
If you plotted this in a movie or TV show it would seem too ridiculous and unsubtle.

[cameron! @workreps]

#pouroutabeeronyourcrotchchallenge

[RaphousetvClips @ClipsRaphousetv]

A Drunk Uncle Suddenly Started Moonwalking on the Food and Did a Front Flip to Break the Table! Venue Ended Up Trying to Press Charges!😭🕺🚔

[E X X ➠A L E R T S @ExxAlerts]

ALERT: 73-year-old British rapper passes out mid-performance while suspended in midair.

Pete Bowditch, from the rap group Pete & Bas, was performing in Chicago, Illinois, when he lost consciousness in the middle of a concert.

It is suspected that the harness cut off circulation, which caused him to pass out.

The group's management company stated, “We would like to apologize for last night’s show; the good news is Pete is now in a stable condition.”

They refunded everyone at the show and plan to continue their European tour as scheduled.

[asher @ashergr]

read my book I need Oprah to read my book

https://t.co/J9Z1wkitNN

[brian @brianonhere]

my enemies when i hit them with The Beam

[asher @ashergr]

shoot you in the head and stab your kids

[Big Baby🌚❤️ @AdesolaBlessin9]

What is a subtle sign someone isn’t a good person?

[coconatsu0628 @TAKUAN2427]

＃ココ さんや、＃バードハウス 閉館中におかしなことを身につけたのね🙄🫣
スッキリした顔してもう…😟

📷️20250402
#ミナミコアリクイ
＃上野動物園

[logan bartlett @loganbartlett]

@JLEdwardsIII Tracy Morgan threw up on the court

[asher @ashergr]

they should have called nascar “fast car”

[asher @ashergr]

Kim Kardashian is being sued by former gardeners and maintenance workers. Here’s what we know so far:👇 👇👇
She’s Got A Big Fat Ass And Boobs

[asher @ashergr]

i ran over the dog that’s a mayor and they’re locking me up for political assassination . I’m getting the chair

[asher @ashergr]

U Will Never Be On My Level Until You Start Cumming More Than You Pee #YesIStandOnIt

[asher @ashergr]

mr eat poo (yeah yeah i get it) mr eat poo [must be read to the tune of mr. me too]

[asher @ashergr]

how to keep the spark alive after 3 weeks of dating

[asher @ashergr]

if you’re dababy dm me dababy dm me,