Stan Keepus

[Stan Keepus @ashersdiamond]

@shogolol “Can’t wait to shit all over the place tomorrow again”

[Houston Rockets @HoustonRockets]

we SEE you @reed_sheppard 😮‍💨

[Stan Keepus @ashersdiamond]

@vladdwavy 👋🏼

[Stan Keepus @ashersdiamond]

@vladdwavy BS. Yanno when you do an online myleague with your friends and draft custom teams so you can experience a “MyTeam” like season mode. You earn no VC for your games. You could play a 12 minute quarter entire season and not get 1 VC coin, because you’re playing the game on yourterms

[𖤐 Bri 𖤐 @BriAnimator_]

Whenever a horror movie is good and has elements of other genres in it, people on here start saying “it’s not a horror movie.” Horror can be funny. It can be meaningful. It’s still horror. Horror is expansive and diverse.

[Sam Quinn @SamQuinnCBS]

The NBA logo stuff is really hard to unsee when it's side by side. It really feels like an intentional march towards homogeneity that I think is pretty harmful to the sport. You don't want your teams to feel interchangeable. You want them to have distinct identities.

[Tristan Pharis @TristanUda]

Mark Pope on Kentucky’s goal every night out:

"If you come play Kentucky. Then you're going to play for 40 minutes. We're not going away. We're not backing down. We're not changing. We're going to keep coming and coming…”

*chills*

[John Fadule @fadule_]

Things that are in:

-Lifting weights
-Walking
-Bragging about your boy to his girlfriend when he’s in the bathroom/is otherwise occupied
-Zay Flowers
-Julian Edelman podcast clips
-Girls who love their dad
-Girls 1-3 years older than you
-2000-2010 throwbacks (When You Were Young by The Killers, Daughters by John Mayer, etc.)
-Watching Harry Potter movies late at night

Things that are out:

-Gossiping
-Eating junk food
-Bragging about making your bed
-Self-deprecating behavior in an attempt to be liked
-Backhanded compliments
-Speaking negatively about girls you’ve hooked up with (this is a psychotically bad look)
-Smoking pot while the Sun is up
-Watching Tik-Tok while the Sun is up
-Making running your personality
-Complaining about the logistics of parties/weddings

[⛤ @unseenopium]

Screw a track run THIS IS A GENERATIONAL 30 SECOND RUN 🙏

[HARD FACTOR @HardFactorNews]

Men are ‘raw dogging’ it on flights in newest trend

[CartierCal @cartiercal1]

I missed my dawg baby shower and we still cool being a man is great lol

[Stan Keepus @ashersdiamond]

@BrownsSimulator Depends on color

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

three person group chats go hard as fuck

[Stan Keepus @ashersdiamond]

@benzobillion Boooooooo

[Diesel @BrownsSimulator]

Rupp Arena is simply not a tough place to play anymore. Lower bowl gets gauged by K-Funders who mostly view it as a social status gain rather than being there to get rowdy and loud. The biggest college basketball arena in the country but “makin some noise” feels more like a chore

[Stan Keepus @ashersdiamond]

@BrownsSimulator Miralax mixed with Sprite 🔥

[Stan Keepus @ashersdiamond]

@Bwooksy ACE OF SPADES

[Stan Keepus @ashersdiamond]

Draymonds the first NBA player with CTE

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Draymond just swung on Nurkic 😳

[UK Wildcat News @WildcatNewsUKY]

We kept @ashersdiamond busy this week! There's news about Manchester Music Hall, Wine + Market and updated FAFSA forms. https://t.co/AfgXQ4Kcam

[UK Wildcat News @WildcatNewsUKY]

It's the return of the Wildcat News Update and @ashersdiamond ! Info on the Thriller Parade change, big music acts coming to town and where to vote early in Fayette County all in 2 minutes! #JOU404 https://t.co/vQMw8jzDgB