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Hopium

[MegaGiant @ashes2affluence]

@T_omas @Bitcoinhabebe Was going to ask the same. Same rhetoric was around SAAR and now it’s trash.

[Gad Saad @GadSaad]

Completely hypothetical question: Suppose that someone today started a new religion that condoned pedophilia, viewed women as inferior, despised everyone who was not of their religion, hated dogs, desired to conquer every inch of the world, hated our culture, civilization, and heritage, was astoundingly illiberal, cut off the clitorises of five-year-old girls, along with 1,000,000 other pieces of evidence that were contrary to every one of your liberal values. Would you think it ok to ban it or should it be granted full freedom to take over our society?

[MegaGiant @ashes2affluence]

@GO_TRB Corvallistad should be listed as well

[Trump Girl 🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲 @MAGA__Patriot]

Islamist found the weakest link to infiltrate America…the Democrat party. I don’t care who it offends. It’s 100% the truth. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

DIVORCE AGREEMENT

THIS IS INCREDIBLY WELL-PUT, AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S WRITTEN BY A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et al:

We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.

Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is our separation agreement:

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets, since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.

—We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them.

--You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.

--Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.

--We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar, and bio-diesel.

--You can keep Oprah, Whoopi, Bill Maher, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all five of them.

--We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.

--You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens.

--We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEOs, and rednecks.

--We'll keep Bill O’Reilly and Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.

--You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.

--You can have the peaceniks and war protesters.

--When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.

--We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.

--You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley McLaine. You can also have the UN., but we will no longer be paying the bill.

--We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.

--You can give everyone health care if you can find any practicing doctors.

--We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem."

--I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine," "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing," "Kum Baya," or "We Are the World."

--We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle-up poverty your best shot.

--Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name, and our flag.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,

John J. Wall
Law Student and an American

P.S. Also, please take George Clooney, Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Short, Charlie Sheen, Barbra Streisand, and (Hanoi) Jane Fonda with you.

P.P.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.

Forward This Every Time You Get It !

Let's Keep This Going, Maybe Some Of It Will Start Sink in.

[MegaGiant @ashes2affluence]

@Bitcoinhabebe Holding $Fight still. Keep it or dump for Tradoor?

[MegaGiant @ashes2affluence]

@GO_TRB I heard she has a mileage tax proposal in the wings as well.

[MegaGiant @ashes2affluence]

@alice_kinzer How is her approval rating even that high? It should be in the single digits or 0

[Gummi @gummibear737]

This is amazing

[C3 @C_3C_3]

So…

America’s two most populated cities will be run by a Communist named Nithya from India and a Communist named Zohan from Uganda.

But remember White Supremacy is the greatest threat to America!

Don’t forget that!

[Sarah Raviani @sarahraviani]

As someone whose family fled Iran, watching America elect jihadis is truly disturbing.

[MegaGiant @ashes2affluence]

@ElonIsDogshit @BullTheoryio You’re an obvious lib so talking sense to you is worthless. God is repeatedly mentioned as the father and I said Talarico is pro mutilation. Keep walking gleefully into the wood chipper there sport. Common sense has failed you.

[MegaGiant @ashes2affluence]

@ElonIsDogshit @BullTheoryio God is Non- binary and pro gender mutilation. That alone is a psycho in my book.

[MegaGiant @ashes2affluence]

@ElonIsDogshit @BullTheoryio Why has it always been red than? And voting for a psychopath like Talarico will be your final swan song.

[MegaGiant @ashes2affluence]

@ElonIsDogshit @BullTheoryio Mass influx of Californians to Texas. They vote blue no matter who or where.

[MegaGiant @ashes2affluence]

@Rick89844948 @BullTheoryio Simmer down Simple Jack! Your smooth brain is about to explode.

[The Ruthless Conservative @heartland_grump]

I would like to personally congratulate @SpeakerJohnson and @LeaderJohnThune for the Democrats' victory tonight.

They both spent 22 long months ignoring the will of the American people and slow-walking or obstructing @realDonaldTrump 's agenda.

Well done, men!

[Olia @OliaOnX]

When I grew up in the USSR, I was surrounded by people who were completely brainwashed.

Now, when I live in the US, I’m surrounded by people who are even more brainwashed than communists I grew up with in the USSR.

It’s insane.

[MegaGiant @ashes2affluence]

@StormVet106 @washdems Only way is to renounce your citizenship and then cross the border