Ashley Maron Peans

Cosmo. Luna.
Fresh Produce FL Podcast. Smashington. SouloftheCity. Family Gang. Blunt Masters Society.
Director/Event Planner. Music/Art. Food. Glitter. Makeup.

[Ashley Maron Peans @ashes2rose]

I love that my coworkers try to figure out my mood based on the music I have playing. This morning was Des Rocs and Dead Poet Society. Right now it's 2Pac. Tbd what's left for the day. There's still a little over 4 hours left.

[Ashley Maron Peans @ashes2rose]

@NewrezHQ dealing with the Escrow dept is a nightmare! Since Jan, I've called to request an updated analysis numerous times and submitted docs showing my ins went down 4g but my monthly mortgage payment is still going up! This is absolutely unexceptable! I need a solution now!

[Ashley Maron Peans @ashes2rose]

We're going to the Super Bowl!! Let's! Fucking! Go!!! 💚🦅💚🦅💚🦅💚🦅

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

Took command of the NFC 😏

@Toyota | #FlyEaglesFly

[Ashley Maron Peans @ashes2rose]

Every time someone says '2 out of 3' and I reply with "Meatloaf would like those odds" and no one gets it, my musical soul and heart dies a little

[Ashley Maron Peans @ashes2rose]

Grief is a fickle mistress. I'm admittedly horrible at checking my social media messages. I just noticed a dm on ig a friend send me on Sat April 13th, after we had an amazing 2 hr come to Moses talk. I didn't see it until today. ... he died April 30th. 😭😭😭

[Ashley Maron Peans @ashes2rose]

I think one of my bosses may have just insulted me, but, it was in Harry Potter, and I don't speak HP, so I'm waiting for my bestie to tell me how to react because she is an HP stan

[Ashley Maron Peans @ashes2rose]

A Whiter Shade Of Pale will always be one of my favorite songs. I said what I said.

[Ashley Maron Peans @ashes2rose]

Periodt

[Eagles Nation @PHLEaglesNation]

It’s hilarious how the narrative from the rest of the league is always “Why would anyone ever want to play in Philly?”

Meanwhile every player who comes here from somewhere else usually ends up a lifer, and everyone who leaves us comes out and says how much they regret leaving.

[Ashley Maron Peans @ashes2rose]

Finding out a really good long time friend died, via FB at 2a, hits different. I'm just glad we had an amazing come to Moses talk and got years worth of stuff out 2 weeks ago 🩷😭😭💔💔

[Ashley Maron Peans @ashes2rose]

Who knew all it took was a brow lamination and false lashes to make my coworkers lose their shit lol. It's just makeup people. Keep it moving.

[Ashley Maron Peans @ashes2rose]

Check on your Eagles fan friends. We are not ok right now 💚💔😭

[Ashley Maron Peans @ashes2rose]

It's really annoying how fucking dumb 90% of my office is. New copy machines really have them tripping hard AF. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[Ashley Maron Peans @ashes2rose]

Me: Babe, is this dress 2 tight 2 wear 2 the funeral?
My fiance (who's Colombian/Cuban): *does the twirl motion w his finger* no, u look great, besides, ur going 2 a Dominican funeral. All the woman r going 2 have tight bottoms and low cut tops.
Me: grabs a big baggy cardi

[Ashley Maron Peans @ashes2rose]

My mother in law, sister in law, cousin in law and aunt in law, seeing me in my dream wedding dress:
Wow! U look beautiful! U look amazing! U look gorgeous!!

My Mom:
Eh. U look like a trashy Jersey girl frm Camden.

😂😂💀 and people wonder why Im tough and have thick skin

[Ashley Maron Peans @ashes2rose]

Listening to Beneath Medicine Tree while I unpack from vacation and do laundry to match the gloomy rainy day is a mood

[Ashley Maron Peans @ashes2rose]

@jennwilliams23 Agree 100%. My aunt always taught me it's happy spouse happy house.

[Ashley Maron Peans @ashes2rose]

@PHLEaglesNation Ugh. Miss him already, but, will always cheer for him to win ... as long as it's not against us. Hehe

[Ashley Maron Peans @ashes2rose]

Seeing a dog with a homeless person hurts my heart because I know that poor pupper isn't getting the care it needs

[Ashley Maron Peans @ashes2rose]

@CGJXXIII Ugh! This hurts my heart. Hate to see u go 💔😭 congrats on the great deal tho! U deserve it! I'll always root 4 ur success and you'll always be an honorary bird 2 me! 💚🦅 I'll def be cheering you on!! #teamcjgj !!

[Ashley Maron Peans @ashes2rose]

@BoobieMilesXXIV Ugh. Gonna miss you, yo. Thank you for all that you've done for us. Will always support you 💚🦅