ashlynn

progressive can’t save you from becoming your parents, but they can teach you how to cook tuna helper with bagged fish.

[ashlynn @ashhhjayne]

@GullStephanie so glad you’re safe ❤️❤️❤️

[ashlynn @ashhhjayne]

It’s been a while since I’ve seen any of the homies on the arrest report. stay not driving drunk & not doing dumb shit. 💖

[andrew lowe @andrewlowe]

next year kim, kylie, and kendall should crawl down the met gala carpet together as the human centipede

[roni @obxoxoo]

male “POV” in romance book is the only time i care about a man's opinion

[Stormy Daniels @StormyDaniels]

True. He used a 3 inch one.

[ashlynn @ashhhjayne]

@GullStephanie At least he was right, you little baddie, you! 💅🏼

[jadey 🤍🩵 @missmilkton]

it’s an early morning in the early summer.
you slept with your windows open and fell asleep to the sound of crickets, you woke up to birds chirping and a lawn mower going. it smells like freshly cut grass. you wake up to start your day and you’re happy because it’s sunny

[ashlynn @ashhhjayne]

all of these new country albums being released has me itching for summer & concert season

[ashlynn @ashhhjayne]

another core memory: begging and pleading my mother to purchase the $60 jeans I HAD to have from 1318 until she gave in because the more rhinestones on the ass, the cooler, right?

[ashlynn @ashhhjayne]

bring back stores letting you choose the music

[ashlynn @ashhhjayne]

something about walking into Hollister in hs, taking over the aux & putting on Everything’s Magic or Nine in the Afternoon with the second-hand scent of whatever the hell they sprayed in there, and spending 30 minutes searching for the *perfect* shirt & lip gloss.. nostalgia, man

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

I love every second of this

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

okay that tubi commercial scared the shit out of me i was like MY TV HASBEEN HACKED!!! god i'm turning into a boomer

[ashlynn @ashhhjayne]

I finally got the ick.. my bf said Pepsi and Coke taste “exactly” the same….

[ashlynn @ashhhjayne]

@MacTackett Thank you for your service 🫡

[ashlynn @ashhhjayne]

can a swiftie explain the following: “sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy baby”

[ashlynn @ashhhjayne]

@MaddieR49 like.. what does it mean? I just need someone to come through for me and explain 🫣

[Quinn XCII @QuinnXCII]

🏆FRIDAY🏆