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chicago :(

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@Potbelly Nothing happened

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@Potbelly I ordered a turkey sandwich from y’all and got a Mediterranean instead :/ I’m allergic to red peppers :/ v’sad about this

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@KrangTNelson I got into a car accident that totaled my car while this was playing through my radio smfh. Imagine getting fuckin demolished while this shit is playin in the background

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Taking money from the rich is perfectly legitimate

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

Love when nobody is at the airport but TSA still makes you go through the rope maze to get to them. Like yes go off I’m your little rat.

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@muddaub

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@mattxiv This is my girl Melvin. Mwahah

[Jarett Wieselman @JarettSays]

For anyone else who has never seen this 2010 video of Jennifer Coolidge doing stand-up at Comix in NYC, do yourself a favor and watch it now

[💕💕💕 @TheeAnimeGuru_]

😂😂 they are so serious

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@wickedxxbitch Omg no 😭😭😭😭

[shoshana || שושנה @TheTonightSho]

i cannot stop watching this

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@Jack_Raines Oh my god all the fucking dorks in this comment section.

[evil @evilburrito23]

This is easily one of the most chaotic videos of the decade

[HamishSteele @hamishsteele]

My animal crossing islanders for the past 8 months

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All trucks go to heaven

[Des @dandysm0tt]

Twiggy making Woody Allen look stupid is my favorite interview moment of all time

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@wickedxxbitch But the illinois hog didn’t see his shadow so