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@rasaazz @nehafolksinger If I'm drunk you'll kick me? Under which law? Do you know that the govt. gets substantial revenues fm. alcohol sales? She should be arrested.

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@dpradhanbjp @PMOIndia There's no way for a joining student to reach @IITKgp None of the nos. work, & they don't reply to mails or tweets.

[ashish @ashish40517279]

@IITKgp None of the nos. given for JAM or anything else on your site & JOAPS work. If i pay up by the 13th, what's the latest I could come for the in-person regn. Request you to please be a little flexible as that date is proving a little logistically challenging. & when are...

[ashish @ashish40517279]

@dpradhanbjp @iitbombay JAM 5th list scrapped even before the withdrawal window has closed. So what happens if people withdraw / don't pay up by the deadline? The seats go vacant? This is so efficient. @PMOIndia

[ashish @ashish40517279]

... when are classes really going to start, since it says 17th is tentative. Others are all starting well after the 20th.

[ashish @ashish40517279]

Also, 'getting themselves in the heat'...

[Edgar Ekhon Thepla @poeticlieshensh]

We have reached a level on the egg discourse noboby could have previously imagined: "Eggs from unmarried single hen"

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@ShuklaNive What a shining example of an Indian you are... My heart fills with pride...

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@GhoshSamyak If Bengali culture incl. non-veg. food, we need to factor that when planning meals. That's only logical.

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@DivaJain2 Providing eggs to vegetarians would also resolve the imaginary logistical issue, wiseguy. & clearly you've not shopped for veggies, if you think eggs are expensive. So, indeed, the govt. is under no obligation to indulge your ignorance.

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@nayanchandra @shilpa_cn Yes, absolutely. The kid's parents should also be investigated.

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@sayantan_gh @rahul_tverma @TOIIndiaNews Not applicable in Maha. AT wasn't in contention, & UT had offered the CM's post to Shinde. The genesis lay in the fracture of the SS-BJP alliance because apparently BJP refused to give SS its time on the CM's chair, & then we know how things went. & SS has a nativist ideology.

[ashish @ashish40517279]

@makemytrip @makemytripcare Your modify cab booking option isn't working. Tried multiple times. Need to modify for a trip tomorrow. Please fix asap.

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@Aunindyo2023 @ukpi83 That's nonsense. A film hero is a hero in the matinee idol sense, not any other. Otherwise one could call a heroine a hero as well. Complete the sentence: Clickbait is the last refuge of the .....?

[The Resonance @Partisan_12]

This is from 12 years ago.

But tell me again how the universe was created on October 7th 2023

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@prateekdebnath @RailMinIndia @RailwaySeva Corrupt TC, should he sacked immediately & the illegal occupants fined heavily. We all undertake journeys with a certain plan & expectation in mind. Not to be bullied like this. No wonder India has such pathetic tourism. Even indians prefer to travel abroad, even to Sri Lanka.

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@GhoshSamyak The first pompous, gassy, & craven name is a tad off putting... Though it may be fine book in spite of that...

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@Aunindyo2023 @GhoshSamyak If he's retained an I-20 he didn’t take fm. 30 yrs. back, he'll surely have his class 10 markshit. Now he should start distributing them ar street corners in the hope that somebody's served jhalmuri in it.

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@poeticlieshensh Brilliant!

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@neelakantankk @poeticlieshensh Shed a tear for him, please...

[ashish @ashish40517279]

@poeticlieshensh This is the erstwhile NDTV version of, 'BC, aukaat mein reh, jaanta hai mera baap kaun hai'. Such an achiever.