AshWood

human mom, dog mom, wifey; novice gardener, conspiracy theorist, sports enthusiast

[AshWood @ashjw00d]

I just found out that our groomsman's roommate lost Lily and June for 3 days while we were gone and idk if I want to lol or cry.

[AshWood @ashjw00d]

Lenna just ran up to me butt ass naked caring her dirty diaper in her mouth. Plz help.

[AshWood @ashjw00d]

I hope sports are cancelled just long enough for me to get out of the rec volleyball I agreed to do.

[AshWood @ashjw00d]

I think our babysitters quit once they realize we don't own a microwave.

[AshWood @ashjw00d]

@Little_Johnson3 Just roasting a whole chicken!

[AshWood @ashjw00d]

Someone plz tell me wtf you do with a chicken neck?

[AshWood @ashjw00d]

I know as soon as I buy a stupid clothes steamer Marlowe's going to quit dance forever. #danceprobs

[AshWood @ashjw00d]

Marlowe's 4+ year old hairs are getting cut tomorrow. Brb. Going to go cry all night.

[Quinn Cook @QCook323]

We love you!

[AshWood @ashjw00d]

Lenna chucked shoes at me while I showered. No wonder why she got kicked out of daycare...

[Byron L. Dorgan @ByronDorgan]

There’s little honor among thieves. And those who stole the Obama nomination of Justice Garland to the Supreme Court are now preparing to steal another, and dishonor RBG!

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

Might just be me but “an entire country is screwed because one woman was not immortal” feels like a bad system of government?

[AshWood @ashjw00d]

@Kenna_Smith_ Oh god. Idk if you're qualified to work where you do!!

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[AshWood @ashjw00d]

Gadamn the Lions fn suck.

[AshWood @ashjw00d]

@SarahCJanes THANK YOU!

[AshWood @ashjw00d]

@mrstiner19

[AshWood @ashjw00d]

LOL My poor grandma...idk if she's more stressed about my covid or food poisoning from the chicken I'm roasting.

[AshWood @ashjw00d]

My MIL and BIL thought Lenna was "lee-nuh". She's almost two and you don't know her name!? 🙄🙄🙄

[AshWood @ashjw00d]

@Kenna_Smith_ Please tell me who!!

[AshWood @ashjw00d]

Big johnson and @Little_Johnson3 are going to celebrate Matthew's 21st bday in Vegas! TBD if he's going to join us!