Kaylz🌸

pale. awkward. sometimes funny.

[ria✧˖° @love_wbb]

i didn’t realize how many people around me are in religious psychosis until yesterday

[digital bath @digital_bath___]

telling my boss i’d rather get shot 17 times than be here

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

I’m just glad that my faith in humanity isn’t alive to see any of this.

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Looking forward to eight hours of trying to get four hours of sleep tonight.

[ﹺ @ovejitalina]

libbed out so hard i thought american people had empathy and common sense

[jynx @jynxbby]

someone at the dog park said "good girl" and i looked

[Carmella Cannoli @piccolobutt]

Hobbies include: Cracking myself up.

[Robby Slowik @RobbySlowik]

I say give them both a Roku remote and the first one to start a movie gets to be president

[Candace Kaw @candaceisageek]

The writers of the Crown after reading all the Kate Middleton drama:

[Kaylz🌸 @Little_Johnson3]

@TuckerKraft You have to check out the @KwikTrip hot food selection! 10/10🥰

[Kaylz🌸 @Little_Johnson3]

@HaleyFroelich and I have absolutely no business joining a golf simulator league.. but here we are 🤷🏼‍♀️

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

“you’re so self aware” thanks it’s ruining my life

[Zachary Cohn @ZacharyCohn]

Twitter tonight has some serious "everyone gathered around grandpa's bedside at the hospice center" energy except everyone is also making fun of grandpa.

[Kwik Trip @KwikTrip]

hey (with the intention of going to kwik trip on our first date and splitting a pack of cheesy breadsticks then going to @culvers for dessert)

[Kaylz🌸 @Little_Johnson3]

Why does this look like a scene from Parks and Rec 🚩🚩🚩

[Dan Santella @KELODanS]

Falsehoods about the 2020 election persist in 2022, so today I asked each South Dakota secretary of state candidate if they acknowledge that Biden legitimately won the 2020 presidential election. Tom Cool (D) said "absolutely." Monae Johnson (R) declined to acknowledge this:

[Kaylz🌸 @Little_Johnson3]

Blocked & reported🙅🏼‍♀️

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

I’ll pay ten cents a gallon more not to have to turn left out of a gas station

[Kaylz🌸 @Little_Johnson3]

… And women lose

[Kristi Noem @KristiNoem]

Today, life wins!

[Kaylz🌸 @Little_Johnson3]

Thank you, Tom❤️

[tessa @istilllookup]

can @stevienicks please record and post one little story a day so we can listen to them for bedtime stories 🥲