𝒜𝓈𝒽𝓁𝑒𝓎 ♔

CVT 🐾 17/52WAV 12/NH48 ⛰️ 17/63NP 🥾 Lark 🐎 Desiree & Aoife 🐶 Jake 🩵

[𝒜𝓈𝒽𝓁𝑒𝓎 ♔ @ashlark08]

If you’re a pick me bitch in vet med you’re gonna get fuckin eaten alive 🤡

[𝒜𝓈𝒽𝓁𝑒𝓎 ♔ @ashlark08]

Jake packed Aoife’s bag for Maine and then left it on the floor when he ran to get me flowers and I guess the dumb bitch went downstairs and ate 2 whole bags of treats. Maybe Jake will learn not to leave her overnight bag on the floor considering this is the second time now

[𝒜𝓈𝒽𝓁𝑒𝓎 ♔ @ashlark08]

“I’m a bitch don’t talk to me but I dress in themes … it’s opossum Tuesday I have an opossum headband , earrings and scrubs on. Oh it’s 4th of July my headband has geese with fireworks on it” - Jake talking about me last night 💀

[𝒜𝓈𝒽𝓁𝑒𝓎 ♔ @ashlark08]

we’re going up to Maine so Jake knew it would be impractical to get me real flowers so he got me fake themed ones because he knows I love a good theme 🥰 (fuck America tho)

[𝒜𝓈𝒽𝓁𝑒𝓎 ♔ @ashlark08]

Jake literally just left the station and we went out to dinner where we went for our first date and the second we sat down someone started choking. And he just got his national EMT certification notarized. Can we get a fucking break please

[𝒜𝓈𝒽𝓁𝑒𝓎 ♔ @ashlark08]

Bought Jake a $20 pie at a farm stand to bring to the station. Gonna be that fire wife

[𝒜𝓈𝒽𝓁𝑒𝓎 ♔ @ashlark08]

the whiplash of waiting for your firefighter to come home 🤣 out on a call, going to be late, not even 5 min later back at the station 💀

[𝒜𝓈𝒽𝓁𝑒𝓎 ♔ @ashlark08]

Told my barn owner I pulled what I wanted off the deer carcass I found at the barn and that he could get rid of the torso. Well it’s still there so I think I’m going to take some ribs 🤣 my bone bucket is overflowing rn. I’m still pissed whatever killed it took its shoulders

[𝒜𝓈𝒽𝓁𝑒𝓎 ♔ @ashlark08]

I’ve made $160 already doing veterinary related surveys for a company and there’s supposed to be an hour and a half long one tomorrow but I’d get paid $150 to do it 😬 kinda worth it

[𝒜𝓈𝒽𝓁𝑒𝓎 ♔ @ashlark08]

If Jake’s working a detail making $80/hr he gets to wear shorts 🤣 cannot picture this man with his firefighter shit on in shorts honestly

[𝒜𝓈𝒽𝓁𝑒𝓎 ♔ @ashlark08]

rode 5 days straight and Lark’s been an angel like always 🩵 so lucky I get to have a horse that randomly canters when we’re walking at 29

[𝒜𝓈𝒽𝓁𝑒𝓎 ♔ @ashlark08]

@laseuleautumn Literally friends with Luke because he was my server/bartender and we talked every week 💀

[𝒜𝓈𝒽𝓁𝑒𝓎 ♔ @ashlark08]

If you have a horse you did surgery on that sucks, bought another horrid one and returned it, have another you can’t ride, and your other two dropped dead at a shitty barn, you aren’t allowed to have a single fucking opinion about my only horse that’s 29 that still wants to work

[𝒜𝓈𝒽𝓁𝑒𝓎 ♔ @ashlark08]

I fucking hate barrel racers. That’s it. That’s the tweet

[𝒜𝓈𝒽𝓁𝑒𝓎 ♔ @ashlark08]

Let me de-influence you from getting a F250 super duty. $850 a month in gas. $1,000 to replace the windshield. Have to take it to a commercial shop to get a sticker because they weigh too much and it costs more

[𝒜𝓈𝒽𝓁𝑒𝓎 ♔ @ashlark08]

@xtrekvirgo I’ve been seeing a lot that they rotate the shift and randomly slap you on overnight and day shift with no explanation and always have a weekend and some people have both weekend days and it’s messy 😬

[𝒜𝓈𝒽𝓁𝑒𝓎 ♔ @ashlark08]

@nicxleelizabeth Oh I know how that feels. Spent my first 3 years in hell. I hope this is your unicorn clinic!!! You deserve it

[𝒜𝓈𝒽𝓁𝑒𝓎 ♔ @ashlark08]

I have to fix his headstall and breast plate because they’re too big but Jake asked to ride western this weekend so I dug out my western saddle that I haven’t touched since I bought it a decade ago 😅

[𝒜𝓈𝒽𝓁𝑒𝓎 ♔ @ashlark08]

@nicxleelizabeth I love that for you!

[𝒜𝓈𝒽𝓁𝑒𝓎 ♔ @ashlark08]

Jake made 4 steaks last night and gave me 2 of them and said he’ll eat whatever I don’t finish. This man’s fucking face when I ate both my steaks 🤣💀

[𝒜𝓈𝒽𝓁𝑒𝓎 ♔ @ashlark08]

@laseuleautumn Idk if these will do anything for you but they’re the most damn comfortable bra I’ve ever put on. Forget I’m wearing one. Target. I have like legit 15 of them now