Jake packed Aoifeβs bag for Maine and then left it on the floor when he ran to get me flowers and I guess the dumb bitch went downstairs and ate 2 whole bags of treats. Maybe Jake will learn not to leave her overnight bag on the floor considering this is the second time now
βIβm a bitch donβt talk to me but I dress in themes β¦ itβs opossum Tuesday I have an opossum headband , earrings and scrubs on. Oh itβs 4th of July my headband has geese with fireworks on itβ - Jake talking about me last night π
weβre going up to Maine so Jake knew it would be impractical to get me real flowers so he got me fake themed ones because he knows I love a good theme π₯° (fuck America tho)
Jake literally just left the station and we went out to dinner where we went for our first date and the second we sat down someone started choking. And he just got his national EMT certification notarized. Can we get a fucking break please
Told my barn owner I pulled what I wanted off the deer carcass I found at the barn and that he could get rid of the torso. Well itβs still there so I think Iβm going to take some ribs π€£ my bone bucket is overflowing rn. Iβm still pissed whatever killed it took its shoulders
Iβve made $160 already doing veterinary related surveys for a company and thereβs supposed to be an hour and a half long one tomorrow but Iβd get paid $150 to do it π¬ kinda worth it
If you have a horse you did surgery on that sucks, bought another horrid one and returned it, have another you canβt ride, and your other two dropped dead at a shitty barn, you arenβt allowed to have a single fucking opinion about my only horse thatβs 29 that still wants to work
Let me de-influence you from getting a F250 super duty. $850 a month in gas. $1,000 to replace the windshield. Have to take it to a commercial shop to get a sticker because they weigh too much and it costs more
@xtrekvirgo Iβve been seeing a lot that they rotate the shift and randomly slap you on overnight and day shift with no explanation and always have a weekend and some people have both weekend days and itβs messy π¬
I have to fix his headstall and breast plate because theyβre too big but Jake asked to ride western this weekend so I dug out my western saddle that I havenβt touched since I bought it a decade ago π
Jake made 4 steaks last night and gave me 2 of them and said heβll eat whatever I donβt finish. This manβs fucking face when I ate both my steaks π€£π
@laseuleautumn Idk if these will do anything for you but theyβre the most damn comfortable bra Iβve ever put on. Forget Iβm wearing one. Target. I have like legit 15 of them now