Ashlee Dodd

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When Facebook Sucks the Happiness Out of Your Life, Retreat to Twitter.

[Weight Watchers @ww_us]

Congrats @adidas on losing 163 lbs!!!

[Ashlee Dodd @ashleeadodd]

@ww_us @adidas Ballers.

[Ashlee Dodd @ashleeadodd]

Blessed be the Botox that hides my facial expressions.

[Ashlee Dodd @ashleeadodd]

@Bwangry Don't you conspiracy theory me, Jim!

[Ashlee Dodd @ashleeadodd]

I'm all for the whole 'live and let live' sentiment, but all you unvaccinated antimask a-holes out there spreading COVID are not exactly honoring the 'let live' part. Ya jerks.

[Ashlee Dodd @ashleeadodd]

@jessietruitt4 Speakeasy date. I'll watch your kids.

[Ashlee Dodd @ashleeadodd]

After two long years of waiting I am so happy to announce that my sister @jessietruitt4 finally approved my request to follow her.

#blessed #family #mysisterismybestfriend

[Martin Heinrich @SenatorHeinrich]

Just a reminder that getting vaccinated is a lot safer and much more effective than just hoping you don’t get #COVID.

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@drcakefm @nosilva @msuberrybugs As an ex smoker, who would like to start smoking again, is that the only reason I shouldn't smoke these cigarettes? Lol

[Ashlee Dodd @ashleeadodd]

@thelynsg Come back.
Please.

[Ashlee Dodd @ashleeadodd]

How's everyone today? I'm bad.

#Anxiety

[Ashlee Dodd @ashleeadodd]

I hate Twitter because it doesn't allow you to make corrections to your typos. Ugh. I'm at least 75% smarter than my tweets would lead you to believe.

[Ashlee Dodd @ashleeadodd]

People who do not understand the science should not be allow to make policies based on the science... repeat...

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@thelynsg Having a Sunday Rosé, avoiding homework, and real work.

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@drcakefm @kateasterisk Wait a second..

[Ashlee Dodd @ashleeadodd]

@M_D0dd @Bwangry Can confirm.

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I just want to know when my side part and my skinny jeans are going to be valid forms of ID to purchase alcohol.

#millennial

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Was I not supposed to be drinking @PabstBlueRibbon if I'm not a hipster?..

I don't own any flannel... Is that something I can get on Amazon?

[Ashlee Dodd @ashleeadodd]

@nosilva @megandfigueroa One of Wynona's daycare teachers speaks Spanish to her everyday. She's 11 months old, and I hope that for the next 3 years while she's there, that her teachers continue to speak Spanish to her, every day. I wish I could speak Spanish.

[Ashlee Dodd @ashleeadodd]

@brian_vet It's my favorite movie.