Ashley Olsen

I mostly just tweet about my dog 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Ashley Olsen @ashleeyolsen]

@Parfletta Same, like why replace something that isn’t broken

[rai ⋆˙⟡ @gtwhowell]

stardew has never once been a cozy game. you run that shit like the navy. plan your crops accordingly. survive the mines. overthrow capitalism. put the mayor’s lucky purple underwear in the town’s pot luck soup

[Ashley Olsen @ashleeyolsen]

Trump truly looks like his liver is failing more than he normally does…

[Ashley Olsen @ashleeyolsen]

Feeling so incredibly lucky to have seen him in 2017, rest easy Liam 🥺💔😭

[✨m @minareadss]

This is who you’re sending to work tomorrow

[Ashley Olsen @ashleeyolsen]

@Parfletta Ugh what a gross man, I’m so sorry ☹️

[chase @_chase_____]

having someone over to your apartment is so intimate. it’s like welcome! so this is all my stuff

[Ashley Olsen @ashleeyolsen]

It finally happened… I’m on a flight where people clapped when we landed… it was completely unnecessary fyi

[Ashley Olsen @ashleeyolsen]

Early morning flights are superior because the chances of having a row to yourself? Pretty high 😌

[Ashley Olsen @ashleeyolsen]

@TLMCMXCVII You’ll forever be a stan

[Ashley Olsen @ashleeyolsen]

@coldcanuck @DEADLINE Unfortunately so horrible I will not be watching the next season if they have one

[Ashley Olsen @ashleeyolsen]

Didn’t realize how spoiled I was to have my keurig until I suddenly couldn’t use it anymore

[jynx @jynxbby]

my big 3? yapping, napping, & snacking

[Ashley Olsen @ashleeyolsen]

The scammers are getting ✨lazy✨

[Ashley Olsen @ashleeyolsen]

Do not & I repeat DO NOT go for a brisk 1 hour walk after eating a steak dinner.

[Admiral Snaccbar 🐙 @Chris_Mench]

Serving shrimp with the tail still on when it’s already mixed into something (pasta, rice, etc) is insane.

[Ashley Olsen @ashleeyolsen]

My keurig died this morning after I cleaned it… did you know if you call customer service they give you coupons for a new one and free coffee??? 10/10 customer service besties

[Ashley Olsen @ashleeyolsen]

If they don’t look at you, the way Toby looks at me, they are not the one for you 😌

[Ashley Olsen @ashleeyolsen]

Since I moved across the bridge I’m driving into Kelowna like 2-4 times a week… when I lived in Kelowna I was driving across the bridge almost every day… I CANNOT WIN 😂🤦🏻‍♀️🙃