ash

i dont know

[Phil Lester @AmazingPhil]

@danielhowell heaven just closed the gates

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

phil lester saying what the fuck 27 times in a church

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

@foolsdnp come for the singing emo stay for the stressed emo

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

bloody hell i think i'll just stay depressed

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

@AmazingPhil how dare you

[Phil Lester @AmazingPhil]

craft

[Phil Lester @AmazingPhil]

Why do I keep letting Dan get my birthday cake

[ash @ashleighlnolan]

@AmazingPhil @danielhowell Thanks for dragging Dan out of his dungeon for some JOINT CONTENT

[ash @ashleighlnolan]

@danielhowell this just cured me of everything tbh, thanks lads

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

@jenorolll fucking cocks

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

i have been summoned from the void to gift you with this morsel of content

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

middle aged german men in my dms: show me de bussy

me:

[Phil Lester @AmazingPhil]

🍩👄🍩

[Phil Lester @AmazingPhil]

Why does my new microwave want to connect to the wifi? Hopefully it isn’t chatting to bored single microwaves in the area

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

shoutout to toxic masculinity making football fans repress their emotions until they can use a bad sports result as an excuse to vent through racism misogyny homophobia and violence

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

alright who needs to go to horny jail

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

might fuck around and stop giving a fuck and actually just enjoy life

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

i don’t think i’d have had a nice time turning thirty if i was still depressed dan trapped in the closet - thank you to everyone who helped me grow and become happier i mean it

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

now i’m not saying watching eurovision makes you gay but i’m watching it right now and i am gay

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

literally just sort your fucking life out and go get my book https://t.co/jmP67UZdwQ