Ashtray

A true friend will stab you in the front. -Oscar Wilde

[Ashtray @ashleighreece]

Thank god. Gemini got it figured out. https://t.co/ucFZIPGHir

[Ashtray @ashleighreece]

What's happening? Are you sure you want to know?

[Ashtray @ashleighreece]

I’m the 342828th person in the entire world to beat the Pig pack in WordBrain! #WordBrain #words

[Ashtray @ashleighreece]

I need a drink

[Ashtray @ashleighreece]

Can I quit my job and be a professional puppy dog?

[Ashtray @ashleighreece]

@sarahstelle no. no tweeting lyrics to this song when it's played 700 times a day.

[Ashtray @ashleighreece]

My ego hurts so bad 😅

[Ashtray @ashleighreece]

Why is it my mad Ashleigh tweets get so much more love than my happy Ashleigh tweets do?

[Ashtray @ashleighreece]

@SarahScotten12 Please see me soon. I want to go do fall stuff with you

[The Awkward Tweet @TheAwkwardTweet]

Trump can run for president with no political experience but I need a masters and 5 years experience for an entry level job

[Ashtray @ashleighreece]

I miss @SarahScotten12 dude

[Cause We're Gamerz @CauseWereGamerz]

when bae is looking good https://t.co/lpZfdVHWKQ

[LaQueefa™ @ItsLaQueefa]

there was literally no transition in to this weather. Fall was like: https://t.co/O3aMp0Pqad