Ashlen Wilson

[max (derogatory) @maxafrass]

I need the entire airport security staff to be obsessed with how swift and low maintenance I am

[trash jones @jzux]

they should make a movie called A Christmas Karen where three ghosts visit some lady being mean to retail workers during the holidays

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

microdosing freedom by not going to bed

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

i need at least 3 beverages in my proximity at all times. they can all be cold but not all of them can be hot. if there are more than 3 then at least one of them has to be hot. this is the secret to my success, hope it helps

[trash jones @jzux]

every group of friends needs that one person who’s like “look what i found at tj maxx”

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Run in opposite directions to see who your dog loves more.. 😅 https://t.co/gEukgeOvYy

[Shame Spiral Podcast @podshamespiral]

you can’t make everyone happy. you’re not lexapro

[morgan sung @morgan_sung]

anytime i see the "omg you're so lucky you got a pell grant" takes i'm like ... do you know what the eligibility is for pell grants lol

[JULIE 🐞 @julieeeg2]

going out with ppl that don’t know how to go home is scary 😭

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

hard to be a strong independent woman when at any moment i can be absolutely taken out by one tiny sip of dairy milk

[heathermcbreenwrites @heatherjoymc]

One of my bridesmaids just broke up with her bf who was supposed to come to my wedding & I was sad for her for about 3 seconds until I remembered that her hs crush will also be at the wedding (single) and I'm now more committed to this 2nd chance romance than to my own marriage

[Nikita @nikitadumptruck]

Microdosing having an income by returning things I bought

[Christopher Travers, PhD @DrCT_Phats]

I received a series of rejections this week. It hurts, i won’t deny it. When I started to internalize them, I called one of my bros and he helped me remember that I’m so much more than any opportunity or accomplishment. In short it’s okay to let your folks know when youre down ❤️

[Ashlen Wilson @ashlenwilson]

@soulless_sami On my way

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

adhd is bookmarking 1,000 threads about how to better manage your ADHD and promptly forgetting they ever existed