Ashley Humphreys

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[L.D. Humphreys @buildwithLD]

🚨 Got rejected from another construction tech startup last week.

Severance is running out fast.

So this is me burning the boats.

After this, recruiters probably won’t call again.

🧵 Here’s what’s next:

[Ashley Humphreys @ashley1093]

Bad news: my bracket is screwed.
Good news: EVERYONE’s bracket is screwed 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Overtime @overtime]

DOWN GOES #2 KENTUCKY 🚨

[NOTSportsCenter @NOTSportsCenter]

Projected #MarchMadness ⁠Bracket Pool standings

You, after 41 hours of research: 53rd (out of 52)

Your mom, picking teams based on which team’s mascot is cuter: 3rd

Guy’s 18th bracket out of 23 he made this year: 2nd

Girl who picked entire bracket in 14 seconds: 1st

[LD Humphreys™ @LHumphreys7]

Bro, my wife bet a 6-way Parley on @BetMGM with a $100 stake that would've won us $25k and the damn bet didn't go through!!!

[Niccoya @niccoyat]

IF SIX LACK WANTED HIS NAME TO BE BLACK HE WOULDVE SPELT IT THAT WAY. THANK YOU.

[Ashley Humphreys @ashley1093]

Not sure how to tell my 9am meeting that my husband subbed the peach tranquility tea bag with peach liqueur in my tea this morning 🥲

[Michael Butler Jr @_one901]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but the city of Memphis didn’t kill Dolph. Somebody in Memphis killed Dolph. Memphis is all them ppl out there at the crime scene and mourning him. Stop blaming the city when the city loved him mane.

[Netflix @netflix]

When Instagram & Facebook are down.

[Ashley Humphreys @ashley1093]

@Kirbym113 @kfraiz847 @pikhasso_love Still live with regrets on my outfit choices that day though. Changed out of my T-shirt to go to the club in a sweater 😔🤦🏼‍♀️

[Ashley Humphreys @ashley1093]

@kfraiz847 @pikhasso_love @Kirbym113 Truly such a great day 😂

[D.love @pikhasso_love]

When Drake pulled up in the city to shoot this video the city was chaotic …we had an exam in college and people left mid test to try to get in the video 😂😂

[Ashley Humphreys @ashley1093]

@sugarmomma3208 @LHumphreys7 You better drop that cashapp ‼️

[Ashley Humphreys @ashley1093]

When my 2yo son sees a helicopter he cries until you show him the Petey Pablo Raise Up music video. I wish I could say I wasn’t responsible for this

[ANDY Z6 @andyzonesix]

y'all remember this feature on IG? It was messy as hell

[weed & wagyu @jessethechef]

When somebody say “Where’s the last place you had it?” After you lost something

[Ashley Humphreys @ashley1093]

Idk how y’all cheat. The way I’m checking these tracking numbers trying to hide packages from my husband is exhausting! #stayloyal #orderstorepickup

[Ashley Humphreys @ashley1093]

Is anyone else insanely thirsty now that we’ve been told not to drink the water?? 😅

[Natalie Basille | 🏳️‍⚧️ The Trans Mom 🏳️‍🌈 @that_token_girl]

Do you also assume that anyone who has an American flag outside is a racist?