Ashley

good at stuff and things

[Ashley @ashley_a_o]

Home is where the Tillamook cheese is

[Ashley @ashley_a_o]

The main reason I’m jealous of celebrities is the free stuff companies send them. @chrissyteigen posted about @PapaJohns garlic butter dipping sauce and the next day they mailed her a literal fountain and loads of sauce to go in it. Chrissy is living out my dream.

[Ashley @ashley_a_o]

Me, at a bookstore
Random customer lady comes up to me: “Are you here for the strainer?”
Me: “uhm, no.”
Lady: “oh, I’m supposed to meet someone here to give them a strainer”
Lol what.

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

I am Beyonce always.

[Ashley @ashley_a_o]

@daniellynnx That’s the very best episode of arrested development 😂

[Ashley @ashley_a_o]

@liaorantes

[Ashley @ashley_a_o]

The cute guy in my class made a comment in our zoom lecture except his microphone wasn’t working so he sounded like a chipmunk and suddenly he’s not as cute anymore

[Ashley @ashley_a_o]

Just saw an advertisement for a self-tanner and their before picture is equivalent to my tan 😭

[Ashley @ashley_a_o]

@kenzerface Me too except I’m not even pregnant lol

[Ashley @ashley_a_o]

@bringyoursmile Jk, scratch the tattoo idea, I’ll just add you to my top contacts instead and have you on speed dial (I’m sure you probably miss explaining it every day anyways lol)

[Ashley @ashley_a_o]

Gonna get the “affect vs. effect” explanation tattooed on my arm soon since I already have to google it every other day anyways

[Ashley @ashley_a_o]

@CJ_Mueller34 It’s the worst 😂

[Ashley @ashley_a_o]

Whenever Im with my parents and laugh at something on my phone they’re like “what’s so funny?” & I say “you probably won’t think it’s funny” & they say “no tell us” so I do & then they look at me like 😐 & I say “see” & then for some reason that same conversation repeats 100000x

[Ashley @ashley_a_o]

I almost bought a planner this year to try to become a “planner person” and seeing how 2020 is panning out I’m very happy with my decision to once again procrastinate that to another year 🙂

[Katie says 🥺 @LittleAKatie]

Don't touch your face? Well, now my face is the itchiest it's ever been

[Ashley @ashley_a_o]

@bringyoursmile I’ll tell you now that staring out of an open window would be more enjoyable lol

[Ashley @ashley_a_o]

Me: “woah 5:30 PM already huh? Time to get dressed for the day I guess”
*changes from a pullover and sweats to a hoodie and leggings*

[Ashley @ashley_a_o]

1:30 pm. *Dad turns off the 2012 basketball game rerun on ESPN*
“Well, I guess it’s time for my second nap.”

[Ashley @ashley_a_o]

The world turning to 💩 all started with the Cats movie release in December I know it.