Ashley Peterson

mac & cheese is my spirit animal.

[Ashley Peterson @ashley_mett]

@badtothebone124 @mormons_speak So not as “simple” & transparent with their funds as you suggest. If you want to donate to the organization-great! but IMO there should be more transparency on funds use when individuals membership status rely on the law of tithing 🤷🏼‍♀️ I think that’s what the OP was attempting

[Ashley Peterson @ashley_mett]

@badtothebone124 @mormons_speak Sure, but you conveniently blurred the photo & disclaimer at the bottom stating “though efforts will be made to use donations as designated, all donations become church property and will be used at their discretion to further the overall mission” aka they can spend how they want

[anna @annnnabarnes]

no one:

a mushroom:

[Ashley Peterson @ashley_mett]

V rude Miley forgot to stop by my house on her AZ/UT road trip. Like I woulda even let her use my guest bedroom.....but that ship has sailed....

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Sally. She doesn’t mind complying with the “dogs must be enclosed in a container on the subway” rule because it’s truly quite fashionable. 14/10

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Whoa I guess a crocodile IS gonna take your job!

[Ashley Peterson @ashley_mett]

Me looking for my phone as I’m talking on the phone.

[@[email protected] @arthurascii]

Aren’t we all, in our own way, this woman.

[Ashley Peterson @ashley_mett]

Update: cancelled the couch (they were not helpful at all) and @restorationhard saved the day with a couch this afternoon 💁🏼‍♀️🎉

[Ashley Peterson @ashley_mett]

Shout out to @ZGallerie for being the absolute worst. 6 months later and I still don’t have my couch...so that’s fun. “Welcome to my house, please enjoy a seat on the floor” has a nice ring to it 🙄🙄🙃

[Ashley Peterson @ashley_mett]

Shout out to @ZGallerie for being the absolute worst. 6 months later and I still don’t have my couch...so that’s fun. “Welcome to my house, please enjoy a seat on the floor” has a nice ring to it 🙄🙄🙃

[James @CaucasianJames]

Doctor: You have 50 seconds to live

Me:

[UnDo 512 @undo512]

girls all go to the bathroom together so we can hold hands and cry about climate change in private

[Nik @stfuIol]

you can’t convince me that hoop earrings don’t hold some kind of special power. want to feel prettier?? HOOP EARRINGS. want to make ur lazy day outfit cuter?? HOOP EARRINGS. want to conquer the world?? HOOP EARRINGS.

[🌙 Bree 🌙 @UnicornBree]

Antoni reacting to seeing a corgi is also me reacting to seeing a corgi #QueerEye

[Ashley Peterson @ashley_mett]

Hear me out. All I’m saying is Australia casted a 1990s weird al body double, with a hint of young Gaten, as the bachelor. Australia, you wild.

[The Bachelor Australia 🌹 @TheBachelorAU]

Can't argue with that #TheBachelorAU

[Aussies Doing Things @aussiesdointhgs]

When your favorite song comes on...wait for it!🤠 @LilNasX

[Lancesico 🇱🇨 @Bornakang]

Me texting my kids once they’re in college while me and my wife finally start traveling the world.