becker

“you’re either in my way, or out of it.” -kobe

[becker @ashleybecker22]

“never make someone a priority that only makes you an option”
- my therapist

[Sam LaFrance @SamLaFranceNBA]

This graphic is gonna go hard in May

[mev 🏀🧸🌹 @mevvybear]

When actual fans can afford the tickets

[becker @ashleybecker22]

new drinking game idea: drink every time Trump says a lie in his “address to the nation.” you’ll be drunk within seconds.

[Terrence ✨️ @KingTerrbear]

I really hope his wife and kids get all the love and support in the world in their healing process of all of this, and I genuinely hope Sherrone gets the help he desperately needs.

[Being J Wood @BeingJWood]

I like immigrants.

I like their food.

I like their work ethic.

I like it they are different from me.

I can’t be the only American who feels this way.

[awrealya, m.a. @BlkMissFrizzle]

what the actual hell is going on

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Mr. President, don’t take your anger out on me - I’m just a silly girl.

Take it out on whoever convinced you to betray the American people and our Constitution by illegally bombing Iran and dragging us into war.

It only took you 5 months to break almost every promise you made.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Adolf Hitler, a CONVICTED FELON, rose to power as Chancellor of Germany in 1933. He cleverly positioned himself as the voice of the “common man,” railing against the elites and the establishment.

To solidify his base, Hitler masterfully scapegoated minorities for the nation’s problems, exploiting societal divisions with an “us vs. them” narrative. It’s almost as if dividing people and stoking anger can serve a political agenda—who would’ve guessed?

Once in power, he wasted no time dismantling democratic institutions. Loyalty wasn’t just encouraged; it was demanded. Opponents? Silenced. Media that dared to question him? Vilified as “the enemy,” naturally.

But hey, history is just history, right? It’s not like anyone would fall for something like that again.

[becker @ashleybecker22]

if tiktok really gets banned - where the hell am i supposed to go type in all my parenting questions and get immediate answers???

[becker @ashleybecker22]

i really don’t know how people like overnight oats

i like my oatmeal HOT

[Kristin Raworth 🇨🇦 @KristinRaworth]

I wonder how people against gender neutral bathrooms emotionally manage airplanes

[Brett Meiselas @BMeiselas]

This election is a cognitive test for the United States

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

The irony is that Trump’s 34 felony convictions would prevent him from getting a job at McDonald’s.

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

Seeing a Trump flag makes me feel unsafe because I know uneducated racists are nearby

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

For as long as I live, I will never understand how any woman could actually support Donald Trump.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Imagine if the GOP felt this way about school kids that die from AR-15s every day.

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

Trump just referred to the January 6 rioters as “we”

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

This is the moment he knew he was cooked

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Dear @KamalaHarris,

Call him a CONVICTED FELON during the debate tonight.

PLEASE. 🙏

Signed,
Americans who believe convicted felons shouldn't be President

[becker @ashleybecker22]

best one yet

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

"I have been a leader on IVF, which is fertilization. I have been a leader on it, on fertilization. IVF."

me trying to reach the word count on my middle school essay