Ashley Paige

disturb the universe. Traveler. Wannabe hippie. Lover of words. Collector of knowledge. Dreamer of ✌Passionate about animals.
❤Fynn ✝ Sena❤

[NBC Sports @NBCSports]

The height Simone Biles gets on vault is that of approximately 7 goats... 😅🐐 #ParisOlympics

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

Thread about climbing deaths on Mt. Everest, and the top comment is somehow about vegans. This is why I remain a twitter addict.

[Ashley Paige @ashleybergeon]

@ReverendAdam2 @StvenGoldstein Lol you aren't a Democrat. Stop.

[April @aprilglick]

@emilykmay I can do it with a broken heart is a depression bop

[Max Dubler 🏳️‍🌈 @maxdubler]

Boomers love posting stuff like this and then calling the police on teenage skateboarders because they’re making noise.

[Alyssa Leader @alittleleader]

The only thing more mortifying than your ex writing a breakup album about you is your ex writing a breakup album that actually isn’t even about you. RIP Joe Alwyn, a man who wasn’t even eulogized at his own funeral.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

hell yea brothers

[Nat @natgrace79]

This is actually a great question. One slight correction, though...being trans isn't a "worldview", and there's no singular "worldview" held by all trans people.

But, I often take flak from the more fundamentalist progressives because I do genuinely believe one can be loving and

[Ashley Paige @ashleybergeon]

Ok cool for you but the reason this exists is because not every child has equitable access to dental healthcare. And to those complaining about the opt-out vs opt-in, those same students that may not have access to dental care might not have parents that send opt-ins.

[Mother @GraceMothering]

If my children were in school and the school sent me some notification about a “school dentist” giving out “free cleanings” my kids would NOT be seeing that dentist who I DON’T EVEN KNOW!

My mom never let us get that scoliosis test at school. Our own ped gave us the test.

[Alison Klemp/Fridson 🌹 @alisonklemp]

This is what CTE does when you don’t have a family to kill

[Lina @d0rkph0enix]

Oh honey no, this gets mixed with multiple gallon jugs of Hawaiian punch and whatever fruit is on sale in a giant cooler, if you’re fancy or it’s Halloween, with dry ice…

Then you and the closest 47 people can try and piece together what happened last night from context clues.

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

Omg I'm mortified for her, but her parents were so awesome.

[Ashley Paige @ashleybergeon]

Dave is likely on the spectrum.

Dave also doesn't exist and is full of shit.

[Max Hertan @maxhertan]

Dave Pascoe is 61.

Yet his epigenetic age is only 37.

He’s aging at an annual rate of 0.66, narrowly outpacing Bryan Johnson.

Here’s a breakdown of his biohacking protocol and how much it costs (it’s WAY less than you think):

[Ashley Paige @ashleybergeon]

@regardfilant @zhgzjju70522 Lol if you support adoption, but think surrogacy is unethical, I invite you to learn more about both the private adoption system and the public foster care system.

[Ashley Paige @ashleybergeon]

@jduffyrice The venn diagram of the "surrogacy is unethical" people also overlaps with the "just adopt" people, without any actual understanding of the foster care and private adoption systems. You want to talk ethics? Let's talk about the adoption system bebe.

[Ashley Paige @ashleybergeon]

@arrtnem @emilykmay THIS.

My husband and I talk about this a lot. We both LOVE Kris Kristofferson bc we've lived those lyrics. Our old friend loved Dylan...for some reason Dylan spoke to his struggles and he lived that high and that life.

[Ashley Paige @ashleybergeon]

@auesar @emilykmay Isn't meaningful a subjective thing?

[Ashley Paige @ashleybergeon]

@lauriewolpert26 @emilykmay But is Dylan deep or was he just really high? (I also saw him maybe 10 years ago live and he was such an ass on stage lol)

[Matt Maddock @matthewmaddock]

Happening right now. Three busses just loaded up with illegal invaders at Detroit Metro. Anyone have any idea where they’re headed with their police escort? @petehoekstra