Ashley Desilets

[Vickie Saucier @vickiesaucier]

EEWWW why do you have a slice of salami on your ches... Oh nvm it's your nipple

[Vickie Saucier @vickiesaucier]

Shaving your armpits before a selfie in a tanktop is more crucial than making that fake smile look real

[Vickie Saucier @vickiesaucier]

Letting go of a fart you ever so tightly held onto the whole duration of a date...

[Vickie Saucier @vickiesaucier]

What's up with all this "Sunday Funday" crap? If Sunday is the only day you have fun, then you are in for a very long and depressing life!

[Ashley Desilets @ashleydesilets]

@vickiesaucier #madeuppornfilms shaving Ryan's Private's

[Will Ferrell @Will_FerreII]

I say no when Dora asks me for help. #Thuglife

[Vickie Saucier @vickiesaucier]

Discounted v-day chocolate overdose in t-47 minutes. #calories #fat #skinny #sexy #sweaty #markymarkandthefunkybunch #randomhashtagging.com

[Ashley Desilets @ashleydesilets]

Great night with the oldest of friends!! #laughedsomuchithurts
@CelineLenhart @vickiesaucier

[Ashley Desilets @ashleydesilets]

Just five more minutes of sleep please !!! #earlymorningproblems

[Ashley Desilets @ashleydesilets]

Please just do us all a favor..

and call someone who gives a fuck

[Ashley Desilets @ashleydesilets]

Car shopping Sucks!!! can't make up my mind .. decisions decisions..

[Ashley Desilets @ashleydesilets]

@samcardarelli I have more HAHA@samcardarelli @mat_card_64

[Ashley Desilets @ashleydesilets]

miss this guy!

[Ashley Desilets @ashleydesilets]

Look what I found !! @samcardarelli @mat_card_64

[Ashley Desilets @ashleydesilets]

Dear exercise,

My ass will be loving you very soon!

[Will Ferrell @Will_FerreII]

Whenever you are feeling down, thinking your life sucks... just remember there's some kid out there getting caught masturbating by his mom.

[TheKiebs @kiebi]

I see you eye fucking me.
I get it.
I also see your "little dick - big ego" syndrome from here too.

[JP @shegotagronk]

"Fucking your ex is a great idea, there's no way this could go wrong." - Tequila